I need to be locked in a sarcophagus for a few centuries, and then be released by a group of explores, so I can terrorise them and run around getting into hijinks, or a sandwich, either works at this point.

ok, but what are the kinks of all the explorers

Mike²... m&m... Miketosis... it's just peak guys

i need this mike my heart is kinda homeless 😢

"i'm so normal about this piece of media" i say, fresh from consuming it for the 5th time this month

Spiritually, I am beyond gender; in person, I am busy.

Dorcas: Barty, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Barty: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

I dont know if anyone has made this one but I think im funny

hes the legend and He Is The Moment.

i love you black trans people. i love you asian trans people from all over asia (not just east asia). i love you hispanic trans people. i love you indigenous trans people. i love you trans people of colour. you're doing great, i promise you, and i'm so fucking sorry the community erases you as much as it does.

I can’t decide wether Cole would have like three cats or have one of those large chill dogs

Cole and Jay fake propose to each other in restaurants to get free dessert

Lloyd will use the fact that he is mentally the youngest to get out of things

Example: Zane:Lloyd can you put up the dishes?

Lloyd: I can’t I’m baby

Zane: reasonable, kai can you-

Reblog if you are Ninjago trash

when did it become 1am……

pisses me off that gender is just pattern recognition thats been drilled into us since birth. why didnt they teach us something important instead like which snakes are venomous