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You might be wondering why the office is so big and there are only four of them in it... well, there used to be 30 people working in this branch of the company. But a scheme to embezzle funds took place, 26 people stole money from the company. They were all fired and prosecuted. Only four people were unaware of it, Gerard, Frank, Mikey, and Ray. No one had asked them to be part of the scheme
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based off of that one picture of fun ghoul where he looks like a prick.
(Compact Disc owned by @distantly-approaching-bongoes )
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couple of guys. just now realizing i forgot discs goggles in the first drawings my bad.
(CD/Compact Disc belongs to @distantly-approaching-bongoes )
throwback to the time in sophomore english that this girl i very vaguely knew but like she was always nice to me came up to me during group project work and explained that she was trying to type out a poem but "couldn't type god without a capital G" without sinning so she WALKED ACROSS THE ROOM, past her friends, past the people who she knew better, and came straight to me to type three letters because i seemed the most likely to be down to sin? or something. whatever man. i did it, but like ?????
"oh nobody actually has had an original experience" NO I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE!!!! to set the scene: i'm in a photography class. my mom has a professional camera, so i ask to use it. she says yes. i think nothing of it. next day, she comes up to me. "OP, i have bad news about the camera." okay, i think. she's dropped it, or there's no SD card, or something of the sort. no biggie. WRONG. how foolish i was to ask, "oh mother, what's wrong with the camera?"
reader. let me hold your thang while i say this. there is an image burned onto the SD card, somehow. that image will ALWAYS be downloaded onto your computer when you get photos off of that camera. you try and download one photo? wrong. two photos. that omnipresent image? a wide angle shot of my mother giving birth to my little brother.
there is detail. the angle is so perfect and so awful. the lighting is very good. we cannot get rid of this image. we have tried. it will always be on that SD card. that camera is no longer being made, so a new SD card would be expensive and hard to find. we are out of options.