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Programming. Mad Science. Furbies.

@doctorfurbenstein / doctorfurbenstein.tumblr.com

In which I try to reverse-engineer my own furby from scratch and give it LIIIIIIIIIFE

went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

The fact that the beheading was at the order of a superior, and the solution was to create some sort of monster of disobediance to the letter of the law instead of just lying and saving them adds a certain mythological resonance.

I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

I told you this would be a quick one! F13005JT is already finished!

Things I did to this Furby: - Spot cleaned stains by scrubbing at them with a damp toothbrush - Brushed fur with a pet brush to make it fluffy - Cleaned out battery corrosion with white vinegar on a toothbrush

Salsa in Italy! Late last year I went on a small trip to Italy and brought Salsa with me on this little trip

We went to Venice, it was really pretty and had a ton of cool structures surrounded by water and had some really awesome sights to see :D

While I only brought Salsa into town for a day, I managed to grab some cool photos of him near the ship docks and inside one of the museums I visited!

Overall it was an alright little trip and I got quite a good amount of cool photos from the trip : ]

Anyway, I hope y'all enjoyed the photoshoot ❤️🧡💛💚💙

This is how I show my love (unfortunately) 🍁

And yes, I debated on making The Creature an odd body/long furby but sorry, he’s so 2005 furby to me. Those things got me so maternal. Jacob Elordi, however, IS long-furby coded. Jury still out on whether William is a furby baby OR a furby buddy…I’m leaning towards buddy because he seems full of plastic pellets/beans (complimentary).

Bonus:

Get an ask in my inbox -> read it -> "oh, that's nice; I need to think of a good response" -> "this deservea more attention than I can give it rn; I'll take another look at it later" -> close inbox until later -> "later" never really comes -> forget -> repeat

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