my favorite part of doctor who is when he starts jerking the tardis off

i should clarify: it’s because that’s his wife and he keeps stroking her shit in front of people and im a pervert

I bet people turning 67 are having a great bonding experience with their grandchildren right now...what a wonderful world

diegetic as fuck in the club

hello people of the blaseball tag on tumblr dot com, I was recently reminded that I could actually post fic here, and so I figured I would give it a try in case anyone is interested in having emotions about blaseball in the year 2025. (i still have emotions about blaseball in the year 2025 sometimes so, you're not alone!)

all i need is to remember how it was to feel alive - a fic about Nathaniel Wilds after being charged from the short circuits into the static, and how they come to meet Dimi Wobbler. this one's long and pretty heavy, mind the warnings in the notes, but it means a lot to me and I am honestly really proud of it.

if my duty be too bold, my love is too unmannerly - a shorter fic about the SC1 Dallas Steaks finding ways to have a little fun between playing blaseball and working a shitty casino as the end approaches. mostly centered around Mac Guildenstern but also featuring Nat Wilds, Lola and Livers Knowles, and a Hamlet-themed video game.

life where we all are - multi-chapter fic about NaN falling to the Ohio Worms during Fall Ball and making their mark on the newly forming team, at least while they can. this one's still in progress but I am planning on finishing it (I do have a good portion of it written that I just haven't posted because I got busy!)

getting to know your local ghosts - a quick oneshot about Benny Bluesky making a friend in the reverb after falling to the Millennials during Fall Ball. This was actually my very first blaseball fic, but I think it still holds up pretty well!

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LA vampire who only drinks from YouTubers because he gets off on seeing them have to wear turtlenecks in the next several videos.

DOCTOR WHO (1996) dir. Geoffrey Sax

[Image description: Eight gifs from the Doctor Who TV movie

1: Grace and the Doctor kissing as fireworks explode behind them

2: the Doctor flicks the date on the TARDIS console to December 31

3: the Doctor cradles Grace in the TARDIS

4: A news anchor says, “Have a happy New Year”, and another one says, “Happy New Year”.

5: Grace, the Doctor, and Chang Lee walk out of the TARDIS

6: A clock flips from 11:59 to 12:00

7: Fireworks explode in the sky

8: People at a New Year’s Eve party hold up their glasses and cheer. End description.]

[Plain text:

Doctor Who (1996) dir. Geoffrey Sax. End plain text.]

Haven't seen anyone talking about it here, but vocal transfeminist and writer Tara Knight has been sent a threat from the fbi insisting that she stop speaking about "radical gender ideology" and get rid of the past 3 years of her work.

A black trans woman is getting personally threatened by the fbi for being a transfeminist. What the fuck. Hopefully this gets more reach than my usual posts so that people who are able to can support her.

Here’s her latest post about it.

[Transcript: So as you all have likely heard I was forwarded a letter from the FBI informing me that my work and my platform and everything I’ve built over the past three years has to go, um, for propagating what they are calling ‘radical gender ideology’. Um, this comes from Trump Executive order, um basically saying I’m a propagandist for domestic… september eleventh… thing. Um, I would… I— I’ll just say, point blank, short period. I have no intentions of stopping anything. Maybe to my detriment but I’ve never been the smartest one. That’s— all I’m gonna say on this.]

Just as I was writing that transcript she posted this—

[Transcript: So I was told and informed that it’s probably in my best interest to tell all of you where you can find me in the event that I get deleted because having a platform is probably the only thing that will keep… everything okay, if you will. So I will provide the links and ads to my TikTok, my Substack, my Bluesky, the like. You’ll be able to find me there in the event… y’know. Y’know.]

TikTok: @ bundleof.styx

Bluesky: @ bundleofstyxx.bsky.social

Substack: @ bundleofstyxx

^ just putting this here along with the transcripts, please support her if you can

From r/DoctorWhumour

So turns out the US are setting babies up for a lifetime of illness and increased likelihood of liver cancer in Guinea Bissau in the name of “research”

7000 newborns will be denied the neoneatal HepB vaccine until 6 weeks to ‘prove’ that the HepB vaccine is linked to neurodevelopmental disability on the directions of the Department of Health vis RFK Jr and in collaboration with researchers in Denmark, despite the fact that the vaccine’s efficacy rate and best protection is when administered to newborns, and the total lack of correlation between vaccination and neurodevelopmental disabilities.

Guinea Bissau has some of the highest rates of HepB on the continent, and infants are the group at the highest risk of contracting HepB, leading to chronic hepatitis & long term hepatic diseases like cirrhosis and liver failure as well as increased chance of liver cancer.

The study can’t be carried out in the US or Denmark because it fails almost every benchmark for medical ethics — surprising absolutely nobody, it is in fact heinously unethical to expose babies to preventable disease that causes liver failure and liver cancer, but the “study” has been green lit in Guinea.

Fuck the US imperial project in Africa, fuck RFK Jr and the US Department of Health, and fuck every single collaborative researcher in Denmark. This is some nightmare Tuskegee Study shit and every single individual involved deserves to be in The Hague.

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

"johnlock" this, "byler" that, meanwhile the welsh have quietly enacted a shrine to a fictional characters fictional dead boyfriend in nonfictional real cardiff

There should be a doctor who specific version of um actually, just imagine how deep you could go with the technicalities