there's nothing straight about this

Shout out to Cheshire for trying to baby trap a man she knew for like a week so she could have an escape plan for when she eventually betrayed him. Unhinged behavior.

theyre calling it a 'meerkat polycule' and its basically the next big thing

*hawk flies overhead*

FUCKKKKKKKK BABES GET DOWN

So, from my basic meerkat knowledge, a mob in the wild can have 20-30 members on average, and as many as 60. So, you better like having a crowd in your polycule. Also, you can call yourself mobsters.

Can’t… stop… watching

Please unmute

this is perfect for explaining how my brain sees music

all the loopy parts with harps, sharp stops YES

this is EXACTLY how I see music

In the Hall of the Mountain King, for anyone who hasn’t seen it.

the hall of the mountain king one is one long screaming fall and it’s incredible

OH GOOD in the hall of the mountain king is already included. it is my favourite. i 100% spend the entire song waiting for the yeti to come out and eat them, tho.

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR 3RD CENTURY ROMAN THREESOME RING!!

yharnam

You can just be a girl ya know. You don't gotta be a crossdresser. You don't gotta be a femboy. You don't gotta be a sissy. You don't gotta be any of that, you can just call yourself a girl. Or a woman if you prefer. Yeah, boys can wear dresses, but you don't have to be a boy. You don't even have to change anything about yourself. What about those terms attracts you to them? Would being seen as a girl all the time make you happier? Think about it.

USA football quarterback in a post-game press conference, "Yeah, everyone played a real good game, but we really wanted the win. I just want to thank my team, because god was not on our side. For real, those other guys always have god on their side, I think he favors their city. But our defensive line was on top of it. I guess we just wanted it more, like more than god did. He really wanted them to win, but we just gave it our best. You gotta be at the top of your game to beat god. I'd like to give thanks to my mom."

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Where’s that post where its like “i haven’t spilled soup on my bed once this year… uh oh”

Maybe ur thinking of the beans post

That’s the one

please look at our favorite gif on the internet

such a gentle cat. it loves its pelleds

My dad told me that he has a coworker who’s a trans woman. She was married to this girl before her transition and they remained together after it. Everyone at work respects her pronouns. My dad is in a chiefing position at his office and he told me that nobody jokes behind her back. She and her wife have two cute dogs together and I felt like I should share this story bc I want everyone to know that this positivity and respect exists and you deserve it. Don’t ever dare think that you don’t because you do.

Update: they have three dogs now

There is a non-binary person I work with who uses they/them pronouns. Their pronouns are in their email signature and the only time I’ve heard someone not use them was one person who had previously worked with them at a time they used different pronouns, and he immediately corrected himself mid-sentence, looked embarrassed, and proceeded. I’ve never heard him or anyone else not use their pronouns again, and my workplace runs the gamut from eighty-year-olds to twenty-year-olds. No one ever discusses their pronouns or anything about their identity behind their back unless it’s to choose a bar or restaurant to hang out (in non-pandemic times) and say “no, we can’t go there, that place doesn’t have a gender neutral restroom for them”. They have been married to a delightful person for ten years and (in non-pandemic times) she would often join for social activities. They have a toddler who is the cutest thing on this earth. They’re an absolutely brilliant engineer and I have learned a great deal from them as they’re much more experienced than I am, and I appreciate how patient they’ve been when I’ve made mistakes. Again, positivity and respect exists and you deserve it every bit as much as these people. Don’t ever forget it.

TT post by @ lenaolson14 (she/her).