“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

"king charles" im not calling a real person that it's 2026

I love being alone in my room, I love not having to be a person

I love thinking I'm a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn't name five hater bands.

i give them a little more of my nonsense

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

rlly embarrassing when ppl act like topping/bottoming has any bearing on anything beyond how you like to fuck. grow up

you’re like, inches away from asking who’s the man and who’s the woman lol

this post is about gay sex in real life but I’m glad you’re all having fun with your tv shows

hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?

I need you specifically to kill yourself. choose a slow and painful method also

BIG NOSE WOMEN SUPREMACY 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

literally how can anyone not find these women the hottest people ALIVE

YES.YES.

me reading one of the most famous books ever written: do people know about this book. do they know.

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

some kind of fucked up perverted game called sharing each other's interests and having fun together

eating an apple outside really is the closest you can get to smoking without smoking. some would think thats vaping but vaping is closer to eating a comically large lollipop in public

im always saying this