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van, 30s, she/they, selfship & oc x canon sideblog [main: @rogerthat-onslaught]
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previous url was "whirlcrash"!

-> header art by seddient! <-

💐 i'm van (short for vanessa); welcome to my selfship & oc x canon sideblog! i follow/interact from my main blog @rogerthat-onslaught.

💐 my writing | carrd (ships and ocs) | strawpage | toyhouse | bluesky

💐 i'm in my 30s and prefer not to interact with anyone below 18.

💐 i share with all my ships and canon ships don't bother me.

💐 this blog is SFW only; all suggestive/nsfw posts are on my 18+ only sideblog here: @droidbanger (anyone 18+ is free to follow!)

💐 current fixation(s): star wars outlaws and dispatch

UNDER THE CUT - ship tags in case they need to be filtered! ⬇️

#🦭.txt#🦭.img#🥰#text#writing#prompts#misc#🩶💖#🎶💖#🫧💖#droid4droid#whirlcrash#soundcrash#triple threat#crocorca#colliehound#seatron#arachnid disaster#legioncrash#dorothyfoghorn#taglist
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Reblogged cherry-bomb-ships
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“It was always you” is just so good. It was always you. The second we met, it was you. It was you even when I didn’t want it to be you. It was you even when it was someone else. It was you. It was you. It was you. I belong to you, even if you don’t know it yet. I will never belong to someone else, I only belong to you. Don’t you get that? It was always you.

#text
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there is something about ND being very lowkey possessive/jealous in an established ND/Duo relationship that compels me tbh

need ND to habitually put an arm around Duo (either its shoulders or waist) or looping it around their arm, especially in the presence of Hutt cartel members (unintentionally out of spite if this is after Duo is no longer having to work for them if i figure out something for that)

which all of these simple gestures drive Duo bonkers because it makes them feel wanted beyond for value/a distraction/an object and no longer belittled/pushed away/rejected because of its model's infamous incompetent reputation and also reassures them of their and ND's blossoming relationship (which has taken quite some time to develop to where it is now)

GUH‼️

#🦭.txt#droid4droid#oc duo
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Reblogged violetsareblue-selfships
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What version of Dispatch are you guys playing cause my Robert only seems to want to romance this Scarlet girl idk…

Sorry BB I love ya but it had to be done.

I was gonna use Court’s scenes too for balance but the lighting was kinda weird and the only other option was…that scene so I settled on BB’s.

#YOOOO SABRINA THIS GOES SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WOW what amazing fake screenshots; i mean they'll be real when i play it on my switch next week...trust me#great job on these omg; mechasmoke is real...#reblogs
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some potential physical ailments canyon deals with on the regular due to being a hybrid:

  • sensitive skin around the areas where scales meets human skin (i headcanon their hybrid form has scaled/clawed lower arms, legs, their entire head and neck of course as well as where their tail connects; probably pretty prone to dry skin around those areas as well and has to soak in baths regularly
  • hauling that thick and heavy tail around in hybrid form gives them back problems from time to time (regardless of how in shape their body is)
  • shifting into the full-on croc form can cause some lasting aches and pains, depending on how long and how often they're shifting
  • has to be more meticulous about their teeth than the average person (though with a full croc head in both forms, they also do lose them more regularly than an average person)
  • swallows most of their food whole because of their crocodilian mouth structure; with drinks they probably have to practically dump it into their wide open mouth or try to drink it out of the cup at the very corner of their elongated snout closest to the back of their mouth; and naturally they have to eat bigger portioned meals
#most of these are just copypasted from her MHA info but i mean it's similar enough anyway lmao#🦭.txt#oc canyon#dispatch canyon
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Reblogged goldandorange
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Thanks for dressing up with me

not very proud of this one AHAHAHAHA!! can you tell i have no clue what im doing when it comes to coloring? yea, im horrible, its something i need to work on. as terrible as this may be, i am happy

rewatched cinderella a few days ago and decided “oh let me draw me and luke as them” I LOVE CINDERELLA shes my fav ok?? this took me a few days

I HOPE LUKE LOOKS OK, I ALWAYS HATE HOW HE COMES OUT IN MY DRAWINGS

ref i used

#THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!??!?!!!#i'm a sucker for this scene/song too so ignore the bias but ahhh seriously love this so much!!!!#reblogs
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Finally made a DWD sona! Her name is Candy Hartfield.

She’s a timid canary that works for a candy company who’s in charge of creating new products. In order to keep up with all the demands at her job, Candy secretly created her own product that would help keep her awake throughout the nights so she could finish her work, but unfortunately it turns into a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde situation for her that every time she ate her candy, it would crank her personality up to the max that not only did it boost her self confidence, but also makes her very hyperactive that she doesn’t think things clearly and eventually goes after her boss for revenge of mistreating her for years that Darkwing Duck soon has to get involved.

#A DWD SONA?!?!?!!! omg candy rules i love this concept i love her design i love the backstory (even if you decide to tweak it)#reblogs
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earlier in the week when i was not ready to reveal my full dispatch ship thoughts, i had a Thought(tm) that i never posted because it was related to sonar but i am now ⬇️

(does include spoilers at the end of the game if that matters)

The playthrough I watched cut Sonar but forgave him so my thought was simply Canyon coming out of nowhere at the very end when everyone’s celebrating to punch Sonar for joining the red ring,

Then grab him by the collar to kiss him which will overshadow the ingame Robert kiss idgaf, because I imagine he was gone from home during the short time he was with shroud so…

The moment I thought about that when watching the playthrough, I kind of knew i was done for ngl.

#‘’but how does a bat and croc snout kiss’’ it works.#also so funny “earlier in the week” i rly cannot keep my new ships secret if i wanted to#which is good! i will be lighthearted Mad(tm) in cases like sonar but also it's like whatever...we do not hide crushes/ships anymore#🦭.txt#triple threat
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Reblogged hiswillowtree
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drunken confessions

  • "it makes me mad how pretty/handsome you are"
  • "i don't have to be drunk to know how much i love you."
  • "i wish i was the only person you looked at like that."
  • "goddamnit, i told myself i wouldn't cry."
  • "we should just, like, run away together." "and go where, exactly?" "anywhere."
  • "you know me better than so many people."
  • "i don't deserve you." "yes you do." "no. no, no, no, i don't. you're, like, so out of my league it's insane."
  • "i think you're my soulmate."
  • "i knew i shouldn't have said that. i'm sorry."
  • "kiss me." "you're drunk." "pfft. it's just a kiss."
  • "your hands are so warm. feels nice."
  • "i don't wanna go home." "why not?" "'cus you're not there."
  • "you're my favourite person in the whole wide world."
  • "you're not gonna leave me, are you?"
  • "you should let me paint you. i'd do such a good job at it."
  • "if you keep looking at me like that i'm gonna fall even more in love." "even more?"
  • "i don't care if i forget this in the morning. i'm just happy to be with you right now."
  • "i should've told you how i felt before. woulda saved a lot of time and heartache."
  • "your smile is so beautiful it almost makes me nauseous." "you don't know what you're saying." "in a good way."
  • "i can't believe i just said that. it was supposed to be a secret."
  • "i wasn't lying when i said i didn't want anything serious. i just didn't realize i only want it with you."
  • "are you sure you don't want anything serious?" "i'm sure." "you're breakin' my heart."
  • "that guy/girl you're seeing? he/she doesn't deserve you."
  • "you're my favorite person, you know that?" "i know."
  • "i'm so scared i'm gonna fuck this up."
  • "sometimes i feel like you're the only one who gets me."
  • "i know i love you more than you love me. but that's okay. i still get to be with you. and i love you."
  • "i wrote a song about you." "did you now?" "yep. and it's super poetic."
  • "your hands are so much bigger/smaller than mine."
  • "i'm so glad i exist at the same time as you."
  • "you ever think the universe wanted us to meet and fall in love?" "i know it did."
  • "babe, look, that car is your favourite color. how cool."
#(don't need any sent)#ooogh i'm eyeballing some of these big time#prompts
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was kinda Shy(tm) to post this earlier so 3:45 am is an optimal time to do so

can't describe how much ND with an arm around Duo's shoulders (and maybe pressing a faceplate "kissie" on the side of its helm) or taking it by the hand would fix me 🥺

#🦭.txt#droid4droid
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Reblogged crypticcupid
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I love small acts of love so much.

Your f/o saving you a seat when you’re both attending some kind of party or event. Your f/o holding your bag or coat when you need an extra set of hands. Your f/o letting you use their phone or computer to look something up. Making sure you bundle up appropriately for the weather. Buying you a sweet treat on their way home just because.

#text

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