What happened

If I had to guess I would say 96 different things

yearning

no idon 'tt hinkiwill

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

When I worked at Target, it was during the winter, and this guy comes up to my register with a neutral-colored beanie with a fake fur pompom on top. All embarrassed and cringing, asking me if it was a woman’s hat and if it would be weird for him to get it.

I was like, “It’s just a hat. If you like it and you wear it, it’s not a woman’s hat, it’s just your hat. You don’t need to follow what the tag says if you don’t want to.” And it was like I gave him some kind of awe-inspiring wisdom he’d never considered, and he left with that hat on his head.

More cishets need to hear and internalize this message because so many of them are avoiding things that would make them happy just because of it having a label on it for whatever gender.

"heatred rivalry is too tropey" straight people have NO LESS than THREE separate television networks dedicated to pumping out 500 made for TV movies a year based on the same 5 plotlines and character archetypes ran through a random number generator that will then constantly play on a marathon loop ad nauseam for years and years to come. i have had to sit through the same hallmark movie under different titles for years at my mother's house every christmas and NONE of them had t.A.T.u in them so SIT the FUCK down and eat your FOOD

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

I love my 5-speed CR-V so much. 3 pedals it's like piano but not at all.

Cave divers are very similar to hamsters in that they where born with an insatiable desire for death

i've noticed that some people don't seem to like touching the saw blade i replaced my missing hand with

jerk before bed = clearing your head

bed before jerk = how does this work

Its me and my meowing stim against the world

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

I want to add "i feel lemony and insane" to my lexicon.

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing

sonic....