Bowser the Influencer

adam howden can, should, and must shut his fucking mouth

i love how real life is inspired by animal crossing, like when it rains

some more cow lesbians for u (C.B)(11.15.18)

kirb

medical dramas are so sexy everyone’s like im gonna stick a catheter up this stranger but i can’t tell my friend i love them

Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!

I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

“bi men w/ women and bi women w/ men don’t count lol” y’all LOVE being clowns huh.. honking your little clown noses.. wearing your size 18 shoes in firetruck red

I’m at mcdonalds and this little kid just took off his shoe and dumped all his fries into it ????????

MY DUDE PUT THE SHOE BACK ON WITH THE FRIES IN IT

Homie is walking out of the establishment with fry feet my dude

thats ol’ salty shoes sam

Being a girl in middle school / high school must be an absolute nightmare in the age of instagram because of this sense of proximity you have with girls your age that are famous for nothing else but for being pretty and having a bankable online avatar that exploits both the consumer and the girl on the screen and I can’t imagine what it feels like.