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Reblogged mossiethe3rd
i am like losing my mind at this picture my friend sent me of his stepmom’s dog. that is a dust bunny
Reblogged jedi-valjean
Somebody please give the WSDOT social media folks a raise.
straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus
I'm assuming the above is a normie opinion (as it should be) so i do wanna go a tiny step further and explicitly state any laundromat that requires digital payment should be burned to the fucking ground
if a business cooerces its customers to download an app, i should legally be allowed to set both the business and its board of directors on fire
Reblogged faileddog
Hiii :3 did Beth Cavener sculpt u one time bc I thiunk this might be u….
🦌 🪨⛏️👩
Reblogged alexisnotlost
at the end of the day i’m just my father’s daughter
Sometimes you gotta stop worrying about being the smartest and funniest person in the room and just enjoy being in a room with smart and funny people
I really implore y'all to stop letting the need to prove yourself get in the way of just enjoying life and the people you share it with. I'm using the word "implore" so y'all know I'm serious about it, btw
Reblogged cabybapa
We need to bring back ringback tones. The fact that my parents and teachers had to hear the chorus of "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" by Say Anything every time they called me when I was in middle school is kinda funny.
This is NOT about ringtones. This is about ringBACK tones, which was where you could make it so that when someone called YOU, instead of hearing the generic phone ringing noise, THEY heard a song. It was insufferable. I loved it. Every time my one friend left her phone unattended, I changed hers to "White and Nerdy" by Weird Al and her parents had to pay $3.99 for it.
Reblogged chipadip
Reblogged chipadip
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