conformitygate vibes...

i have the divorcegate tag blocked on purpose

so if you want to shit talk about it at least tag it

sick of yall...

MICHAEL BLINK TWICE IF YOU'RE TRAPPED

listening to movements and every other song feels so byler and mike wheeler coded aaaaghh RELEASE ME!!!!

What are the chances of Mike being trapped in.. WILL's mind?

walk with me.

why would they rehash the same shit of mike being trapped in vecna's mind?

Vecna called Will his builder.

"You will help me one last time"

Maybe that's why the epilogue is so.. disgustingly happy

and will gets a fuckass gay bar ending

he did this.

This camazotz is in HIS mind.

Well, Mike is the storyteller, Will is THE BUILDER.

And Will being called Vecna so much.

"Traitor"

Vecna did something, and Will has now built this fake dream world, trapping Mike, or everyone in.

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THAT'S WHY HE US CALLED THE FUCKING ILLUSIONIST IN THE CREDITS

i hope it's true the byler lawyer has been talking about Will's villain arc a LOT

THATS HOW IT CAN STILL WORK.

and we get byler memories as the cherry on top

MAYBE LONNIE TOO

plEASEEEEE

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"FIGHTING SORCERERS' - Mike

SHAWN LEVY PROMISING A GUTWRENCHING BYLER FIGHT

ooHHH GIMME GIMME

him being erased in the rinkomania memory in the credits?

that is Will's doing too, if this theory is right.

He's erasing himself from Mike's story.

SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND!!!!!

please look at this post I'm not the first to say this!

if the documentary starts normal and then glitches going back into the epilogue and weird shit starts happening I'm going to ascend

I LOVE THAT SHIT.

now i really want conformitygate to be real because i want it to get really creepy and uncanny and oooh PLEASE.

because s5 didn't feel like horror to be honest i need them to return to that

I NEED IT

jonathan hating nancy when she's drunk breaks my heart btw

and as someone with a wine alcoholic mom i drink very rarely and never wine..

seeing karen drunk and dismissing holly also hurt deeply

and you're telling me Mike's trauma is never mentioned???!!

who else still on the bus with me

I'm fully seated and I'm not getting off until it

A) reaches it's destination

B) crashes and burns

anti bylers and milevens on the conformitygate bus is legit so funny who let them in????????????????????

brother your ship IS CONFORMITY GET THE FUCK OUUUUUT

i legit gagged when hopper was saying shit like jane getting to have her own children

that motherfucker is fake

being hyperfixated on conformitygate and byler is like betting on losing dogs i swear to god

it my babies don't get to be actually happy and free i will strangle someone (my pillow)

i hate d*vorcegate btw

blocked it even

You know what is interesting?

The scene where Kali is dying?

has the same score playing as Vecna appearing in sorcerer.

Sure, it has been used simultaneously with Jane finding Kali, but also Vecna coming out of the portal

It playing with Kali dying seems really.. interesting.

maybe it's nothing, maybe it is something

Okay, makes sense

it's their theme

BUT WHY VECNA????

Is it his connection to will?

OR MIKE?

WHY DOES THE SONG CALLED "SISTERS" PLAY WHEN VECNA APPEARS IN SORCERER (don't tell me they were too lazy, THEY DELIBERATELY put these scenes at same time to play with the same score, when they could have been put as separate scenes, but they were edited as direct PARALLELS, there is a meaning there, and i say this as not an actual expert, but it makes sense? why would these scenes be given the same score? - evoke the same feeling. And yet? The scene with vecna coming in should have been edited with a more terrifying track, not the SISTERS track. Like, logically, narratively.

BUT THIS HAS TO SERVE A PURPOSE.

because

see

this score plays

Jane finds Kali

and

at the same time

Vecna comes out

MIKE sees him first

WHAT THE FUCK?

Jane and Mike being paralleled as finding someone alive, i think

And Kali and Vecna being paralleled as the someone turning up to be still alive

But why.. MIke?

Why Mike?

He has no real connection to Vecna.... Right?

this is being paralleled as a

REUNION.

I'm convinced it's coming on jan 12, but like did anything come out on the 7th???

if it actually comes out at some point i will be screaming like mike wheeler in s2

NONE OF THIS IS OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one more time.

don't fuck it up.