new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

we’re well into january we need to put fuckedelf back into the christmas decoration box

Dont forget me

i would do anything to forget you you son of a bitch

ladies, ladies one at a time. im getting scared.

pliny voice it's very simple. a porpoise is like a dolphin but sadder and with a sort of hateful aura to it

to-do list

were taking a 1 minute hiatus

make sure to exhibit all the signs of evil corruption in the medical waiting room

mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it

theyre making another movie

I won’t let them.