and here I thought Ally Beardsley couldn't top other seasons in terms of insanity.... but then they hit me with the good ol' "I ate my husband after eight months of being trapped underground, and Right after I spent a month of finishing him we were set free. He also begged not to be eaten. And! Turns out!! I was the only one who ate someone?? Insane! So I turned his metal scraps from his metal plating into a cage and put it on my head because there's No Possible Way someone's whole foot can fit through it. I can never eat another person ever again!"

zac oyama coming in clutch with another southern weirdo

lou low-key living my dream (minus the threat of the impending shit-in-mouth thing....)

catching up on fantasy high webtoon....

THEM!!!!!!!

i'm cold, i'm sleepy, and i just witnessed santa claus fling around a giant tentacle dildo

I'm still in shock and awe with how hard Brennan doubled down on the Gotch stuff... this was Murph's worst nightmare as a rules follower. The lunacy of Ally rolling Hatwell back into the encounter alone sent him into a state of "nothing matters, it's not canon"

It also felt like the ultimate "I've put up with crazy NPC shenanigans this whole time... now's the chance to do my own" which I just have massive respect for.

If Torse was made in a lab just for Murph's enjoyment, then Hatwell was made to make him go crazy.

daisuke if he were asked to babysit olethra

yeah that's an easy 5mil in the charity auction

oh....they know what we want

"your whole family is, like, evil Gilears" so fucking haunting and yet so true

i know brennan most likely had this planned well before (Mordecestershire mention in the drawing room in the first episode by Longspot and the advisor) but it'd be so fucking funny if he just saw Murph's bits with his family and decided "ah fuck it, they're in the final battle"

like, wdym these rich assholes made it to zood in one piece.... that's borderline plot armor

?????????????

i mean, yeah, sure man...

relistening to fhjy and heard zac say "wheel well" and had to do a double take.

he predicted his own nemesis for the next season lmao