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#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY
Reblogged
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Ophelia: babe come over
Hamlet: I can’t I’m hiding a body
Ophelia: my dad isn’t home
Hamlet: I know
marshmallowmancer
This is the kind of humor I come here for
in which rosencrantz & guildenstern are played by paul simon and art garfunkel
both: OPHEEEEELLIA / you’re breaking my heart
