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Southern Fried Kylux

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This vessel is a lie, and something is eating it from the inside with ravening teeth.
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Hi! I'm not entirely active in the fandom rn (or any, for that matter), but I still reblog Kylux when it comes across my dash!

My fics:

Bloodlines and Brandy- Finished, 147,896 words. Southern Gothic AU wherein Kylo is a monster/family curse, and Hux is a funeral director that falls in love with him.

Loyalty- finished, 121,242 words. Canon divergent, Hux is trans- and is a void in the Force. (The sequel is on indefinite hiatus; I don't have the muse for it.)

Apex Predators- unfinished, 98,534 words, on hiatus (but will be picked up again once I untangle a knot in my outline.) Hux is half human/half near human- wherein the near human is native Arkanan... and native Arkanans are shapeshifting man eaters. (It's a mix of Kylux and Cardinal/Hux... it may end up being a polycule, idk.)

Aberrant Biology- unfinished, 3.8k words. (on hiatus, but it's almost completely outlined!) Monstrumologist AU where Hux is a monstrumologist, and Kylo is a hellhound seeking safety from a corrupt monstrumologist in the ranks of the Society of Aberrant Biologists.

I mostly reblog Kylux on here, but I also ship Hux/Cardinal, and I like Gingerpilot, too!

A note for new followers: if your handle/blog has HP content, you WILL be blocked.

I usually draw/write Hux as trans, and often write Kylo as masc nonbinary/gender apathetic, so if you still hang on to HP content... my content isn't for you.

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c-e-d-f-deactivated20251208

feel like they would absolutely have a convo like this

“I think I’m going to fuck Ren,” Armitage declares over their third glasses of wine. Phasma makes a sound of consideration. “Have you consulted Ren about this?” “What’s to be said? He’s desperate for attention. The second I come onto him he’ll fold.” “You have a point.” She takes a long drink. “Any particular reason?” “I need to remind Snoke that what’s his will eventually be mine. And he’s not half bad looking.” Armitage frowns. “Ren, not Snoke.” “Good god, can you imagine?” “I’m trying my best not to.”
#legit made me snort
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Anonymous asked:

Top three silliest, mundane or unconventional headcanons about Hux?

armitagehuxsleepschedule answered:

help i'm so characterpilled that narrowing it down to 3 was difficult

in no particular order,

  • he came up with the design for the xyston-class star destroyer too (the sith fleet ones from rise of skywalker) but he was like, 13 and going through an edgy phase and just thought "wouldn't a star destroyer that can blow up planets be sooo badass?" and drew up some blueprints instead of sleeping. he scrapped those blueprints real quick and looks back on his "aerospace engineering designs that clearly prioritize destructive power over post-war usefulness" phase with embarrassment. unfortunately someone affiliated with the sith eternal / final order somehow got their hands on this concept and thought it was rad as hell, because the sith are edgelords. (he's designed a lot of things that ended up being stupid after some reflection and going straight into his datapad's trash bin.)
  • he's a very creative person (canon) and that creativity does extend to artistic endeavors (not as canon), he just never uses any talent he has for anything but First Order Related Purposes. including the creative talents. he draws, but all his art is either dramatic concept art of his ship designs or artistic renditions of important events. he writes, but all his writing is about politics. he's even written a few songs, but all of them were patriotic anthems or bagpipe marches. whether this is because he consciously refuses to put time and effort into an "unproductive" endeavor like creativity for its own sake, or whether it's because he actually can't think outside the context of the first order...is up for debate.
  • he actually has permanent brain damage after the events of the last jedi. and i don't mean that as a "ugh the spy plot twist was so stupid he must have had brain damage amirite" joke because i actually like the spy thing and i think his actions in tlj can unironically be explained by extreme sleep deprivation and stress. no, i mean that getting slammed into the bridge of the supremacy in the beginning of the movie could easily have given him a concussion, and getting thrown into the console on crait definitely gave him a concussion (and probably some broken bones and ruptured organs, frankly) (per the novelization the blow was hard enough to kill him, and in the movie itself he was unconscious for several MINUTES afterwards). so yeah, by the end of the last jedi i 100% headcanon that hux never fully physically recovered.
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#I love all of these

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