did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.
honkpilled shoomaxxer
straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi
if an eldritch god ever met me they would be entranced by my dope soul and pleasant vibe i think
me and the bestie
anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?
him: are you fucking stupid
me:
(inspects u through a microscope) ewwww ewwwww hahaha woahh ewww (continues looking but starts twirling my hair)
i love my fans 💚
(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)
she's been trying to guess my gender for 3+ hours so now we're talking about eels 💚
someone doesn't seem very excited to find out why i'm trans :/
Need her carnivally
The way she making me feel like a clown
If you think about it earthquakes are tectonic plates frotting and the lava coming out of the volcanos is cum
my husband says that lava has been around before cum so actually cum is lava
if you think about it our dicks frotting are kind of like tectonic plates and
pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time
— Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground
