my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

i am forcibly removed from the zoo

Yesterday my friend and I kept losing at fortnite because we were too fascinated by the architecture of the simpsons houses I was just going around like "Woahhh they've got the rumpus room" without remembering to pick up a weapon and then people appeared and killed us. I think I've honestly never seen an actual episode of the simpsons

ITS MAULER MONDAY

father please.

the sequel. shes gonna get that fuckign cooki.

the frightsome Long Usagi

𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐚𝐧 — 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒 𝑃𝑖𝑝𝑒 VERSION 2 song idea by: @flybykime

𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐚𝐧 —𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒 𝑃𝑖𝑝𝑒 [amv idea inspried by @flybykime]

Phantasy Star Online

when they ask me for the first name of the director of the davinci code

Do not fall for the trap (moreso for salary workers), also known as fto (flexible time off)

Trying to explain this to my US colleagues in a tech company was like talking to a blank wall.

Run like he'll from companies with unlimited vacation days. They will start looking for reasons to fire you if you take more than 2 weeks total.

Reminder that anyone trying to sell you on unlimited PTO without having a mandatory minimum is trying to take advantage of you. It’s horseshit without a mandatory minimum. Your manager can technically say No, forever. Period.

Do not let Corporate own your life. Take a day off already.