[ID. A series of four images. Stan and Ford Pines are standing on the edge of a fall cornfield (after harvest) on a grey and misty day. Ford is consulting a road-map. Both are looking around with puzzled and dissatisfied expressions, as if they are looking for something that they can't find. In the first image, the viewer can see a couple of figures in the misty distance. As the series of images progresses, the two figures approach closer and closer from behind the two men. In the last image, Stan and Ford look up, startled, as the two giant humanoid figures, made out of cornstalks, loom above them. End ID.]
Stan and Ford and the Cornstalk Men - an update!
The Cornstalk Men are a fall tradition that I've missed seeing in person for the past couple of years. I first did this sequence where Stan and Ford encounter these New Jersey... beings? cryptids? creatures?... back on Halloween of 2017. Decided on the spur of the moment to update them; 5 years is a long time in art evolution! Below is some of the original text and other links.
In October of 2017, I first posted about encountering these giant cornstalk men while driving on a minor highway through New Jersey farmland. Although I didn’t go into it at the time, I was driving on a really grey day with fog persisting through the morning, turning the surrounding fields and distant trees into ethereal vistas. Which made coming upon these faceless giants all the more eerie, despite it being a busy highway (and them basically being roadside advertising for a garden center.)
Some folks commented suggesting that these were propitious figures, forest spirits (or… spirits of the field, I guess?) or otherwordly sacrifices for a good harvest. Sure! Why not. As I said before, this seems like some major Over the Garden Wall shit happening right here.
[ID. A photo of two humanoid figures made out of cornstalks. They are both sitting in large yellow Adirondack chairs. One has an arm raised, as if waving. End ID.]
(As noted in the original post, these things are gigantic. Those are novelty giant Adirondack chairs, They've got to be at least 10 feet tall, even sitting down.)
It seemed like just the kind of thing that Ford would insist they go investigate!
Though, he and Stan were never very familiar with the more farm-oriented parts of New Jersey. Stan is obviously dubious about the whole thing; including after the Cornstalk Men show up. As it turns out, they’re perfectly friendly, if a bit inscrutable, and happy to at least try to answer Ford’s questions before whatever fate awaits them on All Hallow’s Eve. (The original version was posted on Halloween.)
[ID. A drawing of Ford Pines, from behind, looking up at one of the giant cornstalk figures. He is holding up a pen in his right hand, and probably has a notebook in his left hand, although it can't be seen. The cornstalk man seems to be looking down at him (although it has no eyes), and has one arm raised, though it's unclear what the gesture means. End ID.]
(Stan has already fucked off across the road to a farm stand where they are selling five different types of pie. He is less interested in witnessing eldritch harvest rituals, and more interested in making sure he keeps them both on schedule for the Skype call later to see what the niblings have dressed up as this year.)
I did eventually do a sequel, in GF style, in which they do bring Dipper and Mabel to meet the Cornstalk Men. (That was posted on Thanksgiving 2018, which is why I now associate these posts with Tgiving.) And here is the original version, from 2017.
Anyway -- hope everyone's day has been as good as it can be. I know the holidays can be stressful for a lot of people. I'm about to heat up some dinner, and begin my now-annual rewatch of Over the Garden Wall.