My Wife's Lovers (1891) by Carl Kahler. Oil on canvas.

Oskars ancient Greek curse is that every day he wakes up convinced that this time he can totally walk on the drying rack

"500 notes? Ah, the indignity... defamation of my character..."

you know he almost learned a lesson this time because it took him nearly 3 months until he once again fell victim to the sirens call of the Grey Bridge to Nowhere

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal

they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize

carbon monoxide in poland be like: what

if i hauve to sit through one more a.i. in education workshop i'm going to mcfuckin lose it

"you can give feedback with a.i.!" "look at what flint came up with!" "it makes grading essays so much easier!"

My mom’s a Special Ed teacher and she legit had to get up in the middle of a seminar and tell the presenter that no, you CANNOT have an AI write your IEPs, since they’re legal documents

one of the other teachers was talking about using flint k12 to modify feedback for a kid with dyslexia and i could literally feel my soul leaving my body. like what have we become. we are putting the educational fate of our kids with learning disabilities in the hands of a machine that does not even know what the words it's spitting out means. how is it supposed to help them when it cannot process human language and is instead spitting out the result of statistical probabilities. these are the students who need our real human support most. is this thing on. hello

like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling

i love making a post that attracts everyone with usernames like mozartswigsweat and bonnetenthusiast and foppishrake and petticoatsonpetticoatsonpetticoats and dandyismunlimited within 48 hours. blessed webbed site. merry christmas to us all.

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

I'm really enjoying the growing consensus in the notes that there's an Eternal Rivalry Between Vampires and Werewolves now, entirely because the werewolves, sick of Dracula's bullshit, have unionized.

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

You’ve just changed the fucking game

my life hasnt known peace ever since someone said people with adhd talk like doctor doofenshmirtz. because its true. sometimes i go on like 5 non sequiturs and im like do i sound like doofenschmirtz rn

Wich is not a bad thing. Doofenshmirtz is great

thank you tumblr user adhdoofensgmirtz. youre right its something to aspire to

dont retreat emotionally. people like you and want you around. they like to talk to you, and you genuinely matter. you have to trust this through the hard times so you can get to the better times without sabotaging yourself. you are worth loving

People who are like “erm why would I take a 6 hour train when I can fly there in 45 minutes” are forgetting the mental toll of Being In An Airport which shortens your lifespan by 2 months each time

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

Katherine Bradford - Beach Comber

POV: I catch you stealing bits out of my soup before it is ready

Me: Well, I think it’s wrong to say that children are disgusting and repulsive. They are human beings who deserve respect.

Someone: But have you considered that they [something that applies to many disabled adults]

Me: … :) So. I think human beings with those traits still deserve equal love and respect. Actually.