Fact: Being evil seems cool at first, until you realize...

Fact: Our side has Pain Au Chocolat!!

Ha! You think people would join your side for Pain Au Chocolat? That's so funny!

Besides, the evil (and only correct) side has croissants.

Ohhhhh! I forgot! YOU haven't met me yet, but I know you.

I'm like... Your good side? Think of me as the secret hidden embodiment of all that positivity you shoved deep down. Your conscience, in a way. You can call me Mal Du Pays, or just Mal for short!!

Pleasure to formally speak to you!!

HA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My "positivity?" Like I have any of that! Let me tell you something, "Mal Du Pays," it is NOT a pleasure to speak with you.

The mere suggestion that I have positivity is disgusting.

You may say that, but everyone has a balance of good and evil in them. Positivity and negativity, light and dark! Even if you're focused on your evil side, that doesn't mean there's no goodness within you.

I just happen to be the kinda-physical form of your inner positivity. Like that one play... Pinnochio? I'm like the cricket. Your conscience. I know it sounds weird but I'm not sure how else to describe it.

I get it, this might sound like... a lot... and if you don't believe me that's fine, but I just wanted to check in with you and see how you're doing! Considering we're connected and all, y'know?

A play reference, really?

Yeah, no. I don't like you one bit.

We're not connected. You're just a dirty little liar.

Hey now, no need to take out the knife!! You don't need to threaten me or anything!

I'm sorry about the play reference, but I'm not lying!

Besides, if I'm not connected to you... then maybe try explaining how I know about where you came from, and on top of that... the Universe and the stars.

How. Do you know. About that.

I destroyed all that was left of that place. I am the only survivor. Nobody else is supposed to understand.

Ohhhhh! I forgot! YOU haven't met me yet, but I know you.

I'm like... Your good side? Think of me as the secret hidden embodiment of all that positivity you shoved deep down. Your conscience, in a way. You can call me Mal Du Pays, or just Mal for short!!

Pleasure to formally speak to you!!

HA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My "positivity?" Like I have any of that! Let me tell you something, "Mal Du Pays," it is NOT a pleasure to speak with you.

The mere suggestion that I have positivity is disgusting.

You may say that, but everyone has a balance of good and evil in them. Positivity and negativity, light and dark! Even if you're focused on your evil side, that doesn't mean there's no goodness within you.

I just happen to be the kinda-physical form of your inner positivity. Like that one play... Pinnochio? I'm like the cricket. Your conscience. I know it sounds weird but I'm not sure how else to describe it.

I get it, this might sound like... a lot... and if you don't believe me that's fine, but I just wanted to check in with you and see how you're doing! Considering we're connected and all, y'know?

A play reference, really?

Yeah, no. I don't like you one bit.

We're not connected. You're just a dirty little liar.

Ohhhhh! I forgot! YOU haven't met me yet, but I know you.

I'm like... Your good side? Think of me as the secret hidden embodiment of all that positivity you shoved deep down. Your conscience, in a way. You can call me Mal Du Pays, or just Mal for short!!

Pleasure to formally speak to you!!

HA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My "positivity?" Like I have any of that! Let me tell you something, "Mal Du Pays," it is NOT a pleasure to speak with you.

The mere suggestion that I have positivity is disgusting.

ah, you got rid of it didn’t you

well in that case i’m glad to have you on the evil side!

Yeah, there's nothing left of it now.

good!! now we can do the same with vauguarde!!

we have to begin the assasinations!!!

If you want Vauguarde gone, there's a much... Easier way to do it.

I may not like The Universe, but it is a very powerful tool towards destruction.

oh great! i love destruction!

the change is a universe. by the way

Alright, well, I guess I might as well teach you some Wish Craft.

I don't know what you mean by that. There's only one Universe.

okay!!

also there’s MULTIPLE UNIVERSES? I DONT KNOW WHAT A UNIVERSE IS BUT HAVING MULTIPLE OF THEM IS PROBABLY EVIL!!

Okay sure, multiple Universes. Yup.

Anyways! Wish Craft!

Did you know, with Wish Craft, Universes give you the ability to do anything!

REALLY???

does that mean we can talk to the actual change god and stab them to death? that seems hyper efficient here

Uh.... Okay, wish Craft can let you do almost anything.

ah, you got rid of it didn’t you

well in that case i’m glad to have you on the evil side!

Yeah, there's nothing left of it now.

good!! now we can do the same with vauguarde!!

we have to begin the assasinations!!!

If you want Vauguarde gone, there's a much... Easier way to do it.

I may not like The Universe, but it is a very powerful tool towards destruction.

oh great! i love destruction!

the change is a universe. by the way

Alright, well, I guess I might as well teach you some Wish Craft.

I don't know what you mean by that. There's only one Universe.

okay!!

also there’s MULTIPLE UNIVERSES? I DONT KNOW WHAT A UNIVERSE IS BUT HAVING MULTIPLE OF THEM IS PROBABLY EVIL!!

Okay sure, multiple Universes. Yup.

Anyways! Wish Craft!

Did you know, with Wish Craft, Universes give you the ability to do anything!

THIS IS AWFUL!!!

i’m going to smack that guy with a changing chair i swear to the holy Crab!!! vauguarde shall be frozen no matter what because change needs to DIE

maybe we could take up the job of freezing it ourselves since evil the king has the audacity to support change!!

this is an evilly awesome idea!

WE SHOULD!

It would last stronger since we are probably stronger than him! Let us stop change in vauguarde!!

this is the evilest idea ever!!!

we shall commence evil freezing immediately!

but— how did the evil the king even do it in the first place??

i actually have no idea..

BUT WE WILL LEARN ALONG THE WAY!! Maybe if we seen him we can convince him to stop! Or maybe we can get him to tell us how he did it!

evil idea my evil comrade!

vauguarde will be frozen! eventually!

AND THUS THE DEATH OF CHANGE!

YES!! DEATH TO CHANGE!! THEY WILL SEE HOW GREAT CRAB IS!

EXACTLY

look

it’s red and everything

isn’t this awesome evil belle? who doesn’t like the holy Crab. anyone who doesn’t is probably not evil or something

which isn’t possible because everything is always evil.

Red is the best color!! It’s very cool!

I dont think we should think about non evil things. After all, it is changing our thoughts.. WHICH IS WHAT THEY WANT!!

very EVIL you mean!! but yes agree 100% red is the best and only colour.

and you’re COMPLETELY RIGHT! our thoughts will only be evil!! nothing but evil!!

…i should fix my evil kitchen. i’m hungry

Oh! I can help! I’m very evil at cooking!

…nothing with plums though. I dislike them

EVILLY FANTASTIC!

….can you build, though?

it’s… mostly ash if i’m being honest

Let’s just get someone to help us..

probably for the best…

I would offer to help, but I can't really build... Anything. at all.

WELL WHAT THE CHANGE ARE YOU DOING HERE THEN?!?!??

THE EVIL MANSION IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE CHANGE AND ALSO WANT TO FREEZE VAUGUARDE IN TIME BECAUSE THE CHANGING KING STOPPED FOR SOME UNCRABLY REASON!!!

are you helping us freeze this change ridden country or not?????!?!

Well-

I don't care for change, so sure! I'll help freeze your country!

oh, great. come on in then.

ignore the kitchen. it’s a work in progress

Oh wow, this is a pretty nice place you've got here

Do you just live here or something?

yeah this is the house that i bought

i’m actually the richest child in the world. i’m worth 78 billion small silver coins

Really?!?

That's-

Honestly, I don't think I believe you.

it’s true!!

i have all the money. i stole it from all the banks, because im evil, and now im too powerful for anyone to even try to oppose me. its been my greatest plan yet

only topped by killing change, of course!

Hmmmmmmm....

Okay sure I'll believe you. But how did you get away with stealing that much?

i was already kinda rich and so i hired a bunch of lackeys to do it for me if they got 5% of the cut, and then i killed them when they came back so i had all the money.

by the time everyone realised it was me i already had too much money to be taken down, so now im basically the most powerful person in vauguarde, maybe the world.

i’m just so evil that it worked out perfectly. and this is why our plan to kill change will work

oh. by the way, any idea how the evil the king(who is actually not evil and is a FAKE) was freezing the country? we need to figure that out quick…

I think I might know.

But, the logistics of the Craft he used is hard to master and can have non-evil consequences.

We definitely don't want anything like that happening. So, I might have to do some more research.

as long as we kill change forever!!

take all the time you need!!! i think we have a research lab somewhere in the mansion, so if you find that, you’re free to use it!

Alright! I'll be back in a little bit, hopefully with a concrete way to keep Vauguarde frozen!

ah, you got rid of it didn’t you

well in that case i’m glad to have you on the evil side!

Yeah, there's nothing left of it now.

good!! now we can do the same with vauguarde!!

we have to begin the assasinations!!!

If you want Vauguarde gone, there's a much... Easier way to do it.

I may not like The Universe, but it is a very powerful tool towards destruction.

oh great! i love destruction!

the change is a universe. by the way

Alright, well, I guess I might as well teach you some Wish Craft.

I don't know what you mean by that. There's only one Universe.