mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy
I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you
DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??
*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*
TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN
DEEPER IT IS
*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*
*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*
HOWS THAT????
*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*
I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER
IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN
*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*
WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN
@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW
ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN
WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA
I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up
A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame
investing at 320 notes.
also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧
dad… what the fuck
I HAVE A STEPMOM?!
*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*
YAY! STEPMAMA
@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.
WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY
KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN
DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY
HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE
THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA
THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN
MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY
first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭
Great thing to wake up 2
GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗
@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT
@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED
what the fuck did i just witness.
WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???
why are you saying heavy sigh
you could just sigh in general
can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?
/JKJKJKJKJ
THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS
its be scared or be horny.
hey. what. what happened here.
Why are you asking like we all know
its fucking tumblr
WHY NOT HUH
WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR
IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE
..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????
OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.
...
....you like watching people fuck?
which canada
No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass
good boy
