When @lifblogs tells me to go to bed instead of writing whump.
There are days where I want to find whoever decided that the meaning of “proship” is “problematic ship” and not “for shipping”, take them by the shoulders, and just fucking shake them. That’s not what it means! Y’all have twisted the original meaning so goddamn much! Also? What is “problematic” is subjective! No one has the exact same definition of it! Fuck, I really don’t even use that word to describe anything because it’s become basically useless by how over-saturated it is in everything.
I’m an adult and will ship whatever I goddamn please, but I just wish people would stop changing the fucking definition of “proship.”
Actually, let’s change the meaning again, but this time it means “pro” as in “extraordinary”, “well-versed”, a “master.” New name for multishippers like myself. We’re just pros at shipping. So good at it. No one can do better.
(This is a joke.)
There are days where I want to find whoever decided that the meaning of “proship” is “problematic ship” and not “for shipping”, take them by the shoulders, and just fucking shake them. That’s not what it means! Y’all have twisted the original meaning so goddamn much! Also? What is “problematic” is subjective! No one has the exact same definition of it! Fuck, I really don’t even use that word to describe anything because it’s become basically useless by how over-saturated it is in everything.
I’m an adult and will ship whatever I goddamn please, but I just wish people would stop changing the fucking definition of “proship.”
The amount of people on this site that will say they agree with a post and then list all the reasons why they don’t agree with it absolutely baffle me. Maybe just say you don’t agree with the post then? This is not a “two things can be true” case. You can’t say you agree and then say why you actually don’t. Makes no fucking sense!
All Fandoms Need These Reminders
It’s that simple.
Time to check my morning news! @evilwriter37
Oh, them? I heard they post a lot of made-up bullshit called "fanfiction." Not a reliable source of information.
Hear me out: Dagur making the strongest caffeine drink known to Vikings that makes him a hyper deranged Berserker. And then after the battle he’s cuddled under a blanket, nursing a bad headache and needing a lot of bathroom breaks.
Ha! He would probably black out from that, honestly! (Thinking of the time Kas consumed way too much caffeine by accident, blacked out, and came to 2 days later with their head in their then girlfriend's lap, wondering what the fuck had happened. Crazy shit, apparently.)
So it would be funny, but we can also include the fear of not knowing what happened. Bad times for Dagur, good times for me!
*reaches out to give you a commiserating shoulder pat*
*hesitates because I'm not sure if your shoulders are hurt on top of your stomach bug/migraine and i don't want to make things worse.*
*carefully pats the air around you*
Patting the air around me is giving me the funniest mental image, thank you! My left shoulder is fine to pat!
Good news is, I'm feeling quite a bit better and even managed to eat, so it was honestly probably a really nasty migraine. I'll take that over a stomach virus though!
trying to make friends online like hey. do you wanna torture this guy with me?
So many royal whumpee things on my dash 💙 lemme contribute
Royal whumpee who wanted their kingdom to fall and gave away the weakness in the defenses to another kingdom. Whumpee expects to be spared any consequence from the conqueror, to be let free from the responsibilities of their position and fade away into obscurity.
Instead, the conqueror takes them captive. Insert any sort of treatment from their captors all the while vaunting them as a traitor. Why are you upset, darling? This is what you wanted, remember?