fuck the fascism out of your f/o if they have any. fuckin rail that dunces ass until they can only comprehend more accepting/less bigoted ideology.

Sacrificing your f/o by dropping them into a volcano because they’re exactly what this year’s harvest needs in order to be bountiful

Imagine pushing your f/o in front of a train while they're waiting for it and watching them splatter and be torn apart under its wheels

put f/o into the taffy stretcher

me and my f/o got divorced so i cant participate anymore but you are doing divine work here 🫡 i salute you

Day one of making self inserts: "okay,gotta make sure that she fits in in the grand scheme of things,don't make her stand out too much or shell be a mary sue! also remember F/O is the evil villain and wouldn't actually reciprocate her feelings,they'd just think shes too competent to just discard in the long run"

Day 3452 of making self inserts: ok heres my yumesona for this media! i know F/O is evil & the most powerful character in the franchise but actually shes secretly much stronger than them and only F/O knows it yet AND THATS why they fell head over heels 4 her. honestly almost pathetically since they havent experienced normal romantic affection before because they were too busy being edgy. no its not "Out of character", they obviously would fall for someone as smart & powerful & gorgeous as her,while she does reciprocate shes lowkey a little angry about it,also canon is dead,i killed it with my own two hands

the S/I pipeline of "what if this is a mary sue :(" to "hell yeah im making her a mary sue",anyways imagine making your "evil" "stoic" and "unfeeling" F/Os fall head over heels 4 you then being too #nonchalant to respond to their affections

Pushing your f/o in the moshpit but you and many people have these on

pissing everywhere in ur f/os bathroom except the toilet

imagine grounding your f/o in a GoAnimate grounded video

hello! one of my main f/os is from a semi-well-known 70s sitcom. because of this, i struggle to find plushies/keychains/that sort of merch anywhere.

in 2019-ish, a brewery made a beer with the box & bottle themed around him. it's awesome and i love it and he'd love it.

listen. right. i'm buying the boyfriend beer. i'm finding the fucking boyfriend beer and i'm buying it. this is my contribution to evil yumeshipping thank you for your time <3

Playing w your robot f/o's wires and "accidentally" making them short out. Put them in funny positions while they're out

unm sorry if this is bad

doing surgery on my F/O but instead of being too crazy I just rearrange their organs while making the same “rearranging guts” joke every 5 minutes

Getting your f/o really high and then playing spooky music to freak them out

need to lock my f/o in a walk in freezer and watch from a camera as he slowly dies of hypothermia