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— SOME SAY I’M VAGUE AND I’D EASILY FADE ★

HENRY. HE. 18.

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i post songs no one has ever heard over at @glassyavenue

if Music has a million fans, i am one of them. if Music has five fans, i am one of them. if Music has one fan, i am that fan. if Music has no fans, i am no longer alive. if the world is against Music, i am against the world. til my last breath i will support Music #myMusic….

i hate my retail job and i complain about it a lot. i love house md the west wing. to be clear i still like house md but i am on to a different show at the moment. i’m also a figure skater wow everyone wishes they were me

discord @ fakegunsblazing. airbuds. asks are always on (please talk to me about music!!!). current favorite songs and artists below the cut

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Reblogged nightporter1980

nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!

doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!

*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*

*pulse starts again*

nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!

doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...

doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!

nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios

moral of the story: the doctor was a woman

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the name philip pisses me off because it comes so close to being a palindrome. it’s like whoever came up with the spelling was too cowardly to take that final step. then again if i met a guy named “philihp” i’d probably kick his ass

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Anonymous asked:

what do you have against stranger things? /genq

  1. sick of hearing about it
  2. the post below puts it really well but essentially i don’t have a lot of patience with fandoms who whine about being queerbaited because their two (usually) white guys didn’t get to kiss when there are literally queer women on the show. same reason i sort of distanced myself from 9-1-1 (eddie diaz is not a white guy but my point stands. hen and karen are there and have been there). it is fine to think your white guys should kiss. i do this too. however there’s a weird thing that happens in fandom where people say they want queer rep until it comes in the form of a woman and it becomes clear that it actually only counts to them if it’s a man

3. i won’t say that the fans are unilaterally annoying because that’s not a fair generalization but i do harbor a mild resentment toward those who decided to hijack my post #mypost

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