The divine right of kings but it's a curse

So I accidentally a Merid-Nunda fandragon earlier, and then I went a little crazy in the Scrying Workshop, and now I a whole bunch of Daedric fandergs (which, unlike the very real Merid, are still only figments of my imagination).

Top down, left to right:

Azura Vaermina Boethiah Mehrunes Dagon Hircine Hermaeus Mora Peryite Sheogorath (with fragments of Jyggalag shining through)

And I am not done yet.

Well it has been a hot fucking minute since I posted this obviously because I have seventeen dragons and an entire lair tab named Oblivion Rising now so meet

MERIDIA

VAERMINA

MALACATH

PERYITE

NAMIRA

NOCTURNAL

SHEOGORATH

HIRCINE

BOETHIAH

MEHRUNES DAGON

MEPHALA

SANGUINE

HERMAEUS MORA

AZURA

CLAVICUS VILE

JYGGALAG

ITHELIA

MOLAG BAL

IS NOT REPRESENTED IN MY LAIR BECAUSE NO ONE HERE STANS HIS “KING OF R***” SHIT

Happy Old Life and New Life Festivals to all celebrating! May those also summoning Clavicus Vile have a good time and may you be blessed by the great Clavicus Vile. May those honoring Hircine at this time also have a good time and be blessed by the wondrous Hircine.

Eyes of Clavicus Vile.

Clavicus Vile as Child-God of the Morning Star.

Child-God of the Morning Star. Clavicus Vile at the beginning... of everything.

Did you know one can add cuss words to the subject of one's google search to prevent it from giving you an AI overview? Learned it today. Are we at the point in history where profanity is vindicated?

I think we've been at that point a long time. The first time a human mouth formed words, it was probably some variation on "fuck" and it was valid

Similarly to how metals were first used for "cock rings" and only then for tool making. Following exhibit is from Varna Necropolis, Bulgaria.

llaughh. gouache painting on paper, 2019

i want them to keep making those magician movies. like fast and furious films, i want there to be an improbable number of 'Now You See Me' films which get more and more abusurd as the fanchise goes on. at some point they go to space. another time they race cars. this must carry on for at least twelve movies, ideally longer. if possible there is a spin off tv show which is a critical and commercial failure. Jason Statham has a cameo.

whatever I'm out of here.

hey, can i get a hit of that? (crisp autumn breeze)

“I have maladaptive daydreaming”

Kinda sad, implies that something sucky caused you to choose this coping mechanism, boring

“I am haunted by visions of an alternate reality”

Cool, mysterious, unique, makes you sound like some kind of sci-fi witch or wizard

i love maladaptive daydreaming and worldbuilding okay

I don't understand how people just Do things without daydreaming. like how are you not off in a silly little fantasy world rn

so does anyone else maladaptive daydream or...?

"I thought about going outside today, but the whole idea was just too exhausting."

--Scruut

I have never empathised with an NPC so strongly.

The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board