im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

baby onesie that says “I may look like my daddy but I have my mommy’s LATENT PSYCHIC ABILITIES AND TELEKINETIC POWERS”

I may look like my daddy but I have my mommy’s PROPHETIC VISIONS AND STIGMATA

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

i am 6 seconds old

get a job

they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there

bonding

of course he compels me. he has the demeanour of someone expecting to be yelled at at any given second

oh my cutes

problematic will to live gap