"Do you not find consciousness alone to be the most exhilarating thing? Here we are, in this incomprehensibly large universe, on this one tiny moon around this one incidental planet, and in all the time this entire scenario has existed, every component has been recycled over and over and over again into infinitely incredible configurations, and sometimes, those configurations are special enough to be able to see the world around them. You and I—we’re just atoms that arranged themselves the right way, and we can understand that about ourselves. Is that not amazing?"
― Becky Chambers, A Pslam for the Wild-Built
if the tech teacher doesn't know what linux is then he deserves whatever mayhem this middle schooler is going to inflict
The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.
“haha so what about that guy, huh?”
Me: what about him
“Well you seemed super into him”
Me: what why
“…dude you were flirting all night”
Me:
Me: Whoms't™™
I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was
“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”
“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”
new reaction image
sometimes when i go for a walk i look at the sky and realize that i really love earth & nature like i just get this really nice feel. i love it
thank you to whoever made this meme, it's a big hit in the lab and sends microbiologists into hysterics
Typing this out in case anyone is having a hard time reading!
Bacteria in Nature (Strong Shiba Inu):
- eating literal dirt
- defying the physical limits of life
- this is my third eukaryotic extinction in a row (cheering hands)
Bacteria in the lab (smaller Shiba Inu):
- not my favorite sugar :( :( :(
- the pH is off by 0.001
- is this tap water? i'm allergic
Typing this out in
case anyone is having
a hard time reading!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i’m okay with change and i’m fine if things are no longer the same i embrace change
and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally
I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.
i luv u too
wait what was in the stew
Calisthenics for Beginners (2023)
You can learn almost any exercise by building up with easier variations! Here are some examples.
Note: this is a short version of a 26-minute long video called "Home Workout for Beginners (2023)" on our YouTube channel. If you want more details, please check out that video or the Hybrid Routine page: https://www.hybridcalisthenics.com/routine I tried to fit what I can into a short video.
Also, yes my knees go in a bit more than I'd like during my intro jump when I stand up 😅. The one later is better.
We're going to try to schedule a large backlog of videos to post daily for a while! If anything seems out of order, that might be why. Follow for more - have a wonderful day!
Free Hybrid Calisthenics Fitness App (beta) - based on this video's philosophy
I recommend this workout to my clients on a pretty regular basis. Hampton is a trainer who ACTUALLY understands what "no really I'm a total beginner" means. 10/10 use myself, send to others, recommend this workout. -your neighborhood medical massage therapist.