today is the only day you can reblog this

tomorrow, I'm really going to give it my nothing.

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) dir. Matthew Vaughn

Bruh I’m too old to be this shy and awkward lmao

BRANDON LEE as ERIC DRAVEN THE CROW (1994)

i’m in the business of misery let’s take it from the top she’s got a body like an hour glass it’s ticking like a clock

The Princess Diaries dir. Garry Marshall | 2001

THE DARK KNIGHT 2008 | dir. Christopher Nolan

Charlie Chaplin, 1917

i think if two countries want to go to war, their governmental leaders should have to duke it out cage match style. why the fuck does your political beef have to involve the rest of us

Imagine the mexican president beating up Trump.

"Your excellence calm down! he's just an old man!"

"I KNOW, THAT MAKES IT MORE FUN!"

*breaks his arm*

"This morning when I woke up and the sky was all dark and cloudy, I knew right then and there that this was going to be a lovely day."

Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams in The Addams Family (1964-1966)

give me another 30 years i’m gonna be so emotionally regulated