Hello, beautiful people!

This blog’s a chaotic mix of stupid, horny, and wholesome. My goal is to spread kindness, crack you up, and make the internet a little less terrible.

I’m an unavailable dad, hobby artist and writer, Godzilla nerd, film buff, and a certified unserious person.

DMs are open to mutuals and folks bringing good vibes. I block blank/suspicious accounts. Please be 18+ to follow and 21+ to interact. I'm sex-positive, fine with age gaps and DDLG kinks — just be a grownup about it. Boundaries go both ways.

Love you,

Goober

“Would you rather have $1million or be Godzilla for a day”?”

Me showing up to ICE Headquarters a day later:

“"the fact they had a boat land there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land,” says president of country that is celebrating its 250th birthday this year.

Haven’t posted a selfie in a while because my mental health has been complete butt cheeks. But maybe some attention will help idk

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

call me Clitoris the way mfs be rubbing me the wrong way

Trauma is cool because I can go from feeling optimistic and accomplished to shaking uncontrollably because I had a bad memory all in the same day

Barenaked Ladies and 2026 have one thing in common

It’s been one week…

my hobbies aren’t hobbies. they’re temporary personality traits