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Anonymous asked:
I headcanon Henry as being absolutely delusional about Hans on some aspects: he truly, sincerely believes Hans has rizz with women and has good taste in love poetry. (Idiot4idiot Hansry 4ever)
Frrrrr
I honestly thought Henry was being sarcastic about Hans being irresistible but no. No, he fucking wasn't.
Henry babe just because you find him funny and charming doesn't mean everybody does. Actually everybody else can't stand his ass
I can't say if he likes the poetry or not. I think he does enjoys it because he finds it funny (whether laughing with Hans or at him). That being said, it would be extremely embarrassing for him to love it. Terrible even. Earth shattering levels of rose-colored glasses.
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I love how Hans and Henry have no idea what they are. They are both, just, throwing around titles, like, oh nice words, let's just say them.
I'm in the process of clearing the Kuttenberg map of side quests and getting prestige for my forge (I want that raven), and when talking to the innkeeper's son in Mikowitz about brawling, and Henry mentioned he once fought a nobleman. And when Henry then jokes his punishment was worse than the pillory, he says "I'm still acting as squire for that whelp" (it was a joke about Hans. Henry can say things like that but no one else can, as the guy in Trosky banquet said: "Watch your tongue, Hanko - you wouldn't want Henry to take offence and fly off the handle again!" when it comes to insulting Hans)
Point is, Henry calls himself Han's squire. And he isn't. Neither is he Hans's page, for that matter. Not officially.
As Henry very well knows:
Michael at Nebakov: And you're his what? Page? Servant? Henry: His escort. I give advice when he asks for it, but mostly I take care of his security.
He calls himself Hans’s "retainer" at Nebakov as well when threatening ("I'm the retainer of Lord Capon of Pirkstein, so do as I ask and start talking!"), which, he also isn't. Considering he doesn't even serve Hans officially.
Like, Hans isn't Henry's liege lord, technically, that's Radzig — Radzig is the one who took Henry into his service in KCD1, he is just lent to Hans as a bodyguard, but when Henry refers to his lord it's always Hans. And I feel a little insane about it. About how Henry doesn't correct Ulrich when he calls him Hans’s page in the Trosky banquet. Or when Hans calls him his page before heading to Nabakov the first time. Even though, a page would usually be a younger, untrained boy. Not to mention Henry does zero of the duties associated with being a page or squire. He only brought Hans his armor and wine once so far.
It's just really telling how they keep claiming to have a professional relationship they don't really have or don't correct others because Henry wants Hans to be his lord and Hans wants to be Henry's lord because even without the romance they are really close friends and just want a socially acceptable reason to be around each other.
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Day 1: A Woman’s Day @kcdfemslashweek
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Little bit of update of this previous piece
Still Wip tho.
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"You can do it," Hans said encouragingly, watching as Henry nervously allowed the water to reach his waist, "that's it! Just a bit further."
"Fuck you," Henry screwed his eyes shut, blindly reaching out his hand to grab Hans, unaware the fucker was moving further away, "I'm not learning how to swim!"
"But you're doing so well," Hans kept moving away, wearing a smug smirk on his face, "your lord might even be willing to reward your efforts."
Henry lunged forwards, then, grabbing at Hans and winding his arms around his shoulders, his legs wrapped around his waist. Hans held him, still smirking as Henry looked down at him.
"Do I get my reward now?"
Hans rolled his eyes, bringing a wet hand up to Henry's chin, "as if I'd say no."
Before Hans could make good on his promise, they were interrupted by the sound of giggling coming from the bank of the lake. None other than John of Liechtenstein was attempting to pull someone towards the water, leaning in for a rather passionate kiss in the process. That person being Henry's brother, Samuel. Hans bit his lip to keep from laughing.
Henry opened his mouth, preparing to let them know of his and Hans' presence. Hans quickly covered his mouth, hissing into his ear, "shhh. He's thinks he's so fucking untouchable. I could use this for weeks."
It was too late, anyway. Sam spotted them, his groan audible to them even out in the lake. Henry waved awkwardly even as Sam turned around and fled as quickly as his legs would carry him. John followed, of course, with slightly more decorum and nonchalance.
Henry glanced at Hans, narrowing his eyes, "happy now?"
"You were the one who wanted to fuck," Hans murmured under his breath and, after a brief pause, asked, "do you still..."
Henry glared at him.
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attacking ms paint tday
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Hans prefers to bottom not out of any sort of top/bottom discourse reasons, but because it makes him feel wanted more than topping and he loves getting to choose vulnerability in private in a way he can't in public. And once the marriage happens, it feels extra special to him as something he'll never do with Jitka, so it's just for him and Henry to share.
Eventually Henry asks him about it because he's noticed the disparity, but once Hans figures out how to explain it Henry melts because he's always happy to indulge Hans.
Yess. I totally agree. Although I'm a vers Hansry truther, I do see them leaning towards bottom Hans/top Henry. I think we all know Hans' enjoys Henry’s attention and wants Henry to want him so...in what other context would he have Henry’s full attention and Henry can show him how much he really wants him if not in that one? Greedy bastard
"Loves to choose vulnerability in private" Oh yes. He already does this in canon when he shares his fears and frustrations with Henry. It speaks about the trust and love in their relationship and how when they are together they aren't a lord and his subject but two people who care about each other. So I totally see this happening in their private chambers too lol
I also think Henry would melt. Under all the your mom jokes there is a big softie and romantic (I just remembered you can find a die in his chest that was a lucky charm to find love). Lover boy would totally enjoy taking care of Hans.
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A warming kiss
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