true story that hapen today.

oh right! I boilde the kettle 3 hours ago and did not pour my tea!

it hapen. again.

@pterribledinosaurdrawings

How? Does the first post have the wrong reblog username?

Some years ago I changed my url from shittydinosaurdrawings to pterribledinosaurdrawings, and I do not know the mechanisms by which tumblr updates vs. does not update the urls in posts. On my dash I’m seeing my current url at the top of the post, but my old one on the two reblog additions.

i’m not calling you “sir”, you haven’t even been knighted, fucking poser

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

On account of the gender transition

On account of the gender transition

i drinka the coffee i get big

need to lounge in the bath like i’m a carrot stewing in a bowl of soup

*whispers* holy shit people are amazing.

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

PRESS Ⓑ TO BE WANTED AND LOVED

PRESS Ⓧ TO RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS

PRESS Ⓨ TO FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

Press ^ to killbind

mental illness makes me seem like such a deeply unserious person. no sorry i can’t do things or cope with stuff or get over it or move forward or self regulate. yes i’m a grown woman

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

uncertain abt where i will be sleeping tonight. ive tucked a smallish dog into my bed. i guess i will curl up in the corner..as an action of love

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good