so anyways yeah i like the idea of forcing open the mouth of a pretty girl who used to be quite religious and stuffing it full of her rosary. i wanna see that delicate cross sitting on the full curve of her lower lip. i wanna make her pray for me on her knees while i hold her jaw and make fun of her for drooling around it and making a mess. full mouth and empty cunt. dripping down her thighs onto the hardwood floor. i want her to debase herself for me. forget what her religion ever meant to her more than a way to entertain me

THE SUBWAY by CHAPPELL ROAN

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

This is true love. You think this happens every day?

it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal

I'm not proud to say it but this line from a 60 year old detective novel made me re-think some things about friendship

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

Sabrina Carpenter and Joe Keery at ACL Music Festival (October 4, 2025)

#This is probably the happiest Joe Keery has ever been

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

From capitalstitchco on Threads

Seriously, it doesn’t matter what your opinion of alcohol is, if someone is going sober that should be respected.

“they’re just friends, not EVERYTHING has to be so lesbian ugh” what planet do you live on where everything is lesbian. what is its name. where is it. what is its address. what are the directions. how do i go there

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

#I voiced a criticism of some of its aspects#which in no way implies I did not like it#“and especially does not imply that I would like to hear a defense of it of the form 'shut up and let people have fun'”

REALLY endorsing these tags from galileosballs

ILLICIT AFFAIRS (THE ERAS TOUR) — TAYLOR SWIFT