Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…

he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he'd come on here every day posting like "still havent fucked that old man" and we'd be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺

So that’s how my morning is going.

Blessings

HOW DARE YOU HIDE EFFERVESCENT IN THE TAGS!

a lot of you see trans women as trans people who happen to be women, instead of women who happen to be trans

Genuinely, what is this even supposed to mean?

We are all people who happen to be such and such gender/height/weight/ethnicity.

my post was about how people, even queer people, treat me and other girls as trans first, and as women second

literally what are you talking about?

Still doesn't make sense I'm afraid. Be trans is an integral part of, well, being trans!

you are not understanding that "trans woman" in this context is being used as an example of third gendering, thus removing her from womanhood. she doesn't want to be her own unique kind of woman. she wants to be a woman. i do, too!

like, if you see someone type "transwoman" it's a terf dog whistle because it's clearly trying to separate "a woman who is trans" from something more worthy of scorn and hate.

this is functionally saying "removing the space isn't good enough. i want you to see me as a woman, first and foremost, who is trans. the same way you see a blonde woman as a woman who is blonde."

thank you!!!

you put it into words that i could not

and she STILL didn't wanna fucking hear it so 🤷‍♀️

she blocked me, lol

Kahoot

compilation

this is the best fucking day lmao, I've never seen tumblr do something so funny

thank you! but i don't understand? all i'm doing is posting a lot

People keep asking me about this too, do you know what's going on?

I'm so confused

More girls making more girls!

Yeah I think it's just business as usual, right?

yea, girls is good! more girls please?

Laurel: devourer of pumpkins! 🎃🐀

This is definitely a regular size pumpkin and the world's biggest rat

Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I'm working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were