Hitting someone with a fantasy martial art like wuxia or shonen power level strike must feel deliriously good on a physical feedback level
the quiver of their internals against your knuckles and you know you hit them hard enough to make them spit blood… oh god and then they go flying 🥴🥴
pulling from a deep well of essential magic to empower a punch like a deep Release from fingertip to chest you start to understand why villains just pulverize side characters at the drop of a hat
I post a lot about features of germanic and slavic languages because that's low hanging fruit as far as funny language features go, but it really does bear pointing out how funny it is that there's total ubiquity for the way you use the local equivalent of a "fuck your mother" phrase in romance languages, and how that filters back into english with the way "motherfucker" is used
tracing the exact semantic fineries around each phrase from its conversational loom, you can find plenty of differences, but as much as people handwring about how to translate those phrases into english, it's all ends up being so much more direct than translating any of those phrases into other germanic languages where you've gotta kinda scratch your head about how english ends up in parity with romance languages on this issue
the exception that immediately comes to mind is moederneuker, but I'm almost 100% sure that's a calque from english, without looking into it
if i had a fox i would say thank you whenever it bit me or tricked me or inconvenienced me in any way
I don't think we're bullying Airy enough tbf
Unfortunately, most of my mutuals would rather be in the same situation, so to rephrase it, I'M not bullying Airy enough
THEY KILLED HER FOR THIS
if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this
No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king
if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this
I for one think May Riddell Archelot would make a fantastic addition as a main character in a theoretical Mahoyo sequel. Just put her in the Kuonji mansion. Force her to live with them. She accidentally missed a concert over (temporarily) dying from a crushing heart attack and now her fanbase wants her head so she needs to disappear to the most bumfuck nowhere of bumfuck nowheres she can imagine: Alice's house.
Just imagine Soujuurou suddenly having to learn what a celebrity is and why people would obsess over someone they don't know
There's an extra chapter where Soujuurou has to learn what 80s New Wave is
>Survives her own heart attack
>Flips wildly between depression, smugness, and outrage
>Ridiculous amounts of wealth and access to military equipment (legally) and magical items (Alice)
>Extremely funny to see her best-laid plans fail spectacularly due to bad luck and hubris
I think May Riddell would make a stellar Wile E. Coyote
I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh
"Noooooo! Not pleated skirts and creased flags and shark plushies! That's cringe! You're making trans women look cringe!" is just "Noooooo! You can't be out and asking to be gendered correctly when you're a brick hon! That's cringe! You're making trans women look cringe!" for girls who don't want you to know they've been on 4chan.
Throwing babes under the bus for living is weak.
You should spend less time judging other trans babes for the way that cis people judge you and more time judging cis people for the way they judge you.
Being horny specifically for petplay is so embarrassing like yeah I want you to yank me around on leash and puppy talk at me and give me attention and scritches and jesus just kill me rn