Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

*flies past*

*skitters across the floor*

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

Ben grinding his teeth over this might be the funniest thing I've seen in years. Bro. You're seething over the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet.

Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

That gif is literally perfect

#I reblogged this in 2013

this tag dealt me psychic damage thanks

#i’m putting it in the queue to give you psychic damage again later#your post is old enough to be in middle school

@kirihana CURSE YOU

the reason i could never get into ai romance is bc every time i get an ai for "your ai girlfriend" or i see some moron on bsky posting ai porn i'm like. these people aren't even hot. these people are not even hot?? their tits are big and their asses are big and their dicks are big and to top it all off they look boring as hell. like i realize i'm so realitypilled that my metric for "attractive" is well beyond what your average ai losers could even conceive of as hot, but i just had a pornbot follow me and she like. was not even hot. i don't get it. if you're going to the trouble of making an ai girlfriend to your tastes why is she so polished that she's boring. your tastes are so pedestrian that you will never experience the true of ecstasy of human attraction. wheres that quote by barthes

Not the Barthes quote, but this did remind me of an old tumblr mantra: "Everyone was beautiful, and no one was horny."

The Good Place Chapter 47: The Funeral to End All Funerals

Some of my favorite plot points in BTVS that were so batshit insane that I forget they actually happened, in no particular order:

A group of students get possessed by demon hyenas and cannibalize their principal

Buffy spends an entire episode fucking her boyfriend with so much vigor that the haunted house they're fucking in tries to kill everyone

Buffy fucks her arch nemesis so hard that the building collapses around them and she doesn't notice until the next morning

Buffy chooses to work in fast food

Xander summons a musical demon bc he was bored. The musical demon tries to force a 15 yr old to marry him and then just says "nvm" and leaves when he realizes Xander is actually the one he's supposed to marry

Sex robots

Giles fucks buffys mom on the hood of a cop car. Twice.

The scoobie gang adopts a pet vampire and they argue about who's night it is to take care of their pet vampire

One character spends 6 seasons as a rat

There's an evil puppet except he's not actually evil he's just fucking weird and perverted

A student is ignored so often that she actually turns invisible because of quantum physics or something

Dracula tries to seduce buffy and kinda almost succeeds (And he's not even hot?)

Buffy's boyfriend whores himself out to vampires for funsies

Kittens are the most common form of currency in demon-poker

Tag game reblog this and put Baby’s First Blorbo in the tags like who was the first Character to move into your head and live there back when you were still figuring out how to tie your shoes

I love zukka but I will not stand for the erasure of my girl

If it became public knowledge that the Avatar can talk to their past lives, how fast would they get swamped with historians? Just -

Historian, looking up at Aang with the biggest, saddest, wettest eyes: did. did the Eastern mountain carvings have any religious significance?

Aang: Let me check. (meditates, eyes flash etc, opens eyes again) No, they w-

Historian: (lets out a terrified squeak and clutches a 4000-page manuscript tighter)

Aang, doing some quick mental math: I mean. Um. You said Eastern? Oh, my bad, let me check again. (quickly closes and opens eyes) I mean yes. The Eastern... mountain things... super religious. Yup! Haha!

Historian: vindication 🥹

“the parallels between Zuko and Sokka-” hey HEY. I am grabbing you. The parallels between Katara and Azula. Both the younger, gifted bender. Each one being the inverse of the other: a living, breathing what if. Katara being horrified at what her bending can do when pushed to its limits vs Azula always trying to push hers further. Katara instinctively trusting everyone so easily, even though it burns her sometimes, and Azula saying trust is for fools, fear is the only reliable way but still losing everyone she cares about in the end. Katara yelling at her dad and being hugged in return vs Azula doing everything possible to please her father still being harshly reprimanded, so you know exactly why they both turned out the way that they did. Katara’s trauma being connected to losing a mother vs Azula’s being connected to having a mother. Katara ultimately being the one to take down Azula and standing over her, staring pitifully because that’s who she could have been, in another life. is this thing on

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

CORDELIA CHASE HAIR APPRECIATION — Season Three

people who are obsessed with IQ would buckle if there was a number associated with how pleasant you are to interact with

hi guys! discord is doing a survey on how people would like ai to be integrated into discord. take it and say fuck no to every question. when you get to "in general, how do you feel about discord inegrating ai features?", respond that you would actively get everyone you know off of discord and wouldn't pay for nitro or other shop items if they added ai features.

watch out for the trap! there's ONE QUESTION where the last option *isn't* the max 'no AI' option, read each part carefully to be sure