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Nazgul Sucks Ass

@gandalf-the-thot

Orcs don’t interact

what if you were an innocent hobbit 🤭 and I was a magical ring forged by the dark lord sauron 👀 and you put me on 🙈🙈 haha just kidding 😳 unless…. 😏

baaaabe 😩 I promise I won’t corrupt you aha 👀🙈

While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

Gandalf coded

Do you understand that Thorin actually died from the same injury that Frodo could have died from if Thorin hadn't given Bilbo that chainmail before the BOTFA?

Do you understand that he could have put it on himself and survived, right?

But he chose Bilbo's safety.

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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