Band Jokes I Made Up
“Did you hear what the flutes were playing? Neither did I.”
“What is the difference between a piccolo and a dog whistle? There is none.”
“What happens when a Trumpet and a Saxophone become friends? The rest of the band has a headache.”
“Why did the band kids hate the orchestra? The string players were terribly violint.”
“Why do kindergarten teachers love the music kids so much? They really knew their ABC’s. But the math teacher didn’t like them as much. They couldn’t count.”
“Why did the kid name his saxophone “The Flash”? It was a Barry.”
“what is the difference between a piccolo and a fish? You can tuna fish but you can’t tune a piccolo.”
And my personal favorite: “the band teacher walked in to see a Clarinetist in the percussion section. Perplexed, he asks “why are you playing the bells?” The clarinetist responds embarrassed, “it was the only part of my instrument I could find.”
Gender Idea!!! Minxender.
so, I’ve recently discovered that I am somewhere on the trans masc spectrum. I use Xe/him pronouns. But I like having a word for what I am. I know in definition what I am, a person with no particular gender inside or outside the binary, who likes to present as masculine without identifying as a boy. I understand genders such as bxy, paraboy, demixenoboy, and anulian exist, but none of them matched exactly what I was feeling, masc presenting without physically wanting to be or being male. So that’s what I created. A gender that I identify with. I hope atleast one of you like it as well.
I sure enjoy discovering a term i can relate to, even if im the one who made it.
also, the flag was designed by me.
