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whose is youse? hospitle 🇵🇸

@get-thee-to-a-shrubbery / get-thee-to-a-shrubbery.tumblr.com

Ivy, she/her, 20s. Bad at writing (and updating) bios. Better at writing blog titles. Femslash enthusiast... I make music as ShrubRustle, I'm on Soundcloud and Youtube under that name. really if you see a shrubrustle anywhere its me

CALLIOPE FANS RISE UP

i know theres at least one or two of us left in 2025 sooo

BOOM postgame calliope fic by a tgirl so u know its good

its got:

  • callieroxy
  • ominous nightmares that probably dont mean anything :)
  • fluff
  • vaguely implied calliejaneroxy but nothing explicit
  • the alpha kids are best fwiends :)
  • transfemininity (literal AND allegorical)
  • cherub meta
  • june egbert cracking her egg in the background
  • jade is there and shes PAN and POLY
  • kanaya gets to say some funny things whenever she has lines
  • multiple chaotic ensemble conversations with hussnasty crosstalk
  • random damara event
Calliope's life on Earth C is... wonderful. Better than she'd ever hoped. Why, then, does she keep having these nightmares?

It's just good old fluff But Watch Out :) not epilogue compliant because [OPINIONS REDACTED FOR BREVITY]

For those who need to hear it. To be ten pounds overweight is barely noticeable. To be ten pounds underweight is cause for concern if not outright alarm.

The primary health impact of being fifty pounds overweight is medical neglect. The primary health impact of being fifty pounds underweight is organ failure.

Skinny =/= healthy. You can not underfeed yourself into balanced nutrition. You can not subtract your way towards a healthy diet. You can not exercise all the spare calories off because bomb calorimetery is a joke of a scientific model that would have been laughed out of any other field.

Do not forget the other victims of ICE

as much as we must mourn and stand in solidarity with Renee Nicole Good, please do not forget the other victims of ice raids, who are not white. Silverio Villegas González, a cook from mexico who was dropping his son off at daycare and was murdered Jaime Alanis, a farmer from mexico who fell off a green house at the farm where he worked to send money to his wife and daughter Roberto Carlos Montoya Valdez, a father and grandfather from Guatemala who was hit by a car Josué Castro Rivera, a garden from Honduras who was struck by a car And so many others who were killed or are dying in detention centres, prisons ect racial bias is always something we must be aware of, Renee will be focused on because she was a white woman and a US citizen, but do not forget all the other victims of ICE, may they all rest in power

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do

I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

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assdeluxe

the roach fall on her head and she doesn’t notice

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rikerist

u feel ur heartbeat slow and the world seems somehow far away. u hear a distant bell as tho it is calling u home. silently u expire

guys. healing is awesome

when I'm dps-ing I wanna kill every other player, including the tank, and myself. I'm glancing at the dps meter with hatred

healing? I wanna fuck the other healer. not even joking

thought perhaps this was going to be a post about going on a journey of self improvement.

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

boys will say they "know a spot" and then take you to the Serpent Caverns where all the lamias have a grab attack that stuns you while they put you in a cute dress and forcefem you. and she'll tell you she "comes here often to be myself" and it's like girl. gender change potions are 1 silver. there has to be a better way.

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