kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
leehanji’s Ao3 Fic List
Stucky, Explicit, 42k, completed 28 Feb 2019
Summary:
James Buchanan Barnes lay in a glass pod in the middle of the table, frozen since he fell. Steve’s hands were on the glass before he realized he’d moved. “Wait, Captain!” “Get him out,” Steve whispered, his hands searching for a clasp, a keypad, something. “Captain, we need to keep him in stasis—“ “I said get him out!”
In which Bucky Barnes lay frozen in the Alps for seventy years only to be woken up a year after Steve Rogers was uncovered from the Arctic.
Stucky, Explicit, 41k, completed 15 May 2019
Summary:
“Now, correct me if I’m wrong,” Bucky said, tapping his chin thoughtfully, “but I believe I was promised a mocha.” When he turned to look at Steve there was laughter in his eyes and a touch of heat in his smile. Dating a civilian was always risky. Luckily, Bucky seemed like a nice, genuine guy and Steve knew he could gently reject him with the smallest shrug and that Bucky would accept his decision easily. It was the smart thing to do. “Don’t forget the croissant.”
Steve meets a beautiful man with a bright laugh on a sunny day in Italy. Captain America meets the elusive Winter Soldier moments later. Date Bucky Barnes. Defeat the Winter Soldier. Bring down Hydra. How hard could it be?
Stucky, Explicit, 76k, completed 17 Nov 2019
Summary:
“You really know how to make the best of a bad situation, don’t you?” “I mean, there’s no place to go but up,” Bucky replied with a smile.
Bucky Barnes turns himself in to SHIELD two years after dragging Captain America out of the Potomac River. He was deprogrammed in Wakanda and has been hunting down Hydra ever since, but he needs help if he wants to take proper revenge on his captors. He turns to his old enemies: SHIELD and the Avengers, but it’ll take more than a few words to win their trust after the Winter Soldier brought SHIELD to its knees not long before. Now at SHIELD’s mercy, the only thing that stands between Bucky and his revenge is the approval of Captain Rogers: a self-righteous asshole that Bucky barely knows.
Stucky, Explicit, 82k, completed 15 Aug 2020
Summary:
Steve never planned on becoming an Avenger, but it’s a responsibility he’s long since accepted. Would he rather be putting his art degree to use? Sure, but someone’s gotta do the dirty work. Fighting aliens, dismantling Hydra, hunting the Winter Soldier— his life can be painful but the safety of the world is worth a bit of pain. The last person Steve expects to challenge that belief is the Winter Soldier himself.
Stucky, Explicit, 10k, completed 4 Feb 2021
Summary:
Bucky steps into Stark’s unfinished interdimensional portal and two Buckys step out. Steve doesn’t think this is a problem, until he realizes Bucky can’t stand to see him in someone else’s arms, even if “someone else” is also Bucky.
Stucky, Explicit, 12k, completed 19 Feb 2021
Summary:
Bucky’s birthday is coming up. Steve has two months to plan the perfect birthday present and his own sweet revenge.
A sequel to Only For You
Stucky, Explicit, 4k, completed 22 Feb 2021
Summary:
Bucky’s gone away on a mission. Steve wants to blow him so bad he doesn’t know what to do with himself anymore.
Stucky, Explicit, 14k, completed 5 July 2021
Summary:
Two guys. Two vibrators. The bet? Who can last longer. The punishment? Three hours of constant prostate vibration. It’s a bet tailor made for Bucky to loose and he knows it so, naturally, all he wants to do is make Steve eat his words.
Stucky, General Audiences, 1k, completed 28 Aug 2021
Summary:
After patrolling the Howling Commando’s camp in the Alps, Bucky is too cold to sleep on his own cot. Luckily, Steve is right there.
Stucky, General Audiences, <1k, completed 28 Aug 2021
Summary:
Steve and Bucky share a bed for the first time in decades.
Stucky, Explicit, 76k, completed 12 Nov 2021
Summary:
Someone nice to go out with, that’s all Steve wants. Or at least, that’s what he thought he wanted. After dozens of failed dates he isn’t so sure anymore. Luckily, work provides the perfect distraction from Steve’s numerous failed dates. SHIELD and the SSR are joining forces in a historic union for the sole purpose of bringing Hydra down for good. Steve is paired with the SSR’s top agent, the Winter Soldier, to lead the charge and the last word he would ever use to describe his nameless, faceless partner is “nice.”
Stucky, General Audiences, 2k, completed 15 Nov 2021
Summary:
“Stevie,” Bucky whispered, lifting Steve’s hand to his lips. He kissed Steve’s scratched knuckles as he stirred. “Sorry to wake you, but I have to redress your wounds.”
Steve groaned, touching his wounded abdomen as he pried his eyes open. He found Bucky in the dim light and the corner of his mouth twitched up.
“You ain’t my nurse.”
Stucky, Explicit, 5k, completed 22 Jan 2022
Summary:
Bucky’s expecting a sleepy morning in with his boyfriend: cuddling, sex, the usual. But luckily for them both, Steve has a request for something a bit more specific to kick off both their days.
Stucky, General Audiences, 1k, completed 14 Feb 2022
Summary:
After returning to London with a battered Bucky in tow, Steve just wants to keep him out of harms way, but Bucky isn’t going to walk away from Steve. Not without a fight.
Stucky, Explicit, 71k, completed 4 Jul 2023
Summary:
The Kingdom of Winter is at war with the Kingdom of Hydra. To Steve, it feels they always have been. He spent years fighting in the Winter army and now he’s been summoned to the capital, Winter’s Heart, to take up a new post as Captain of the Star. The capital is rife with intrigue, from the comings and goings of the whispering footmen, to the dashing and secretive Sergeant Barnes, and the goings on of the Winter Queen and her two children, Princess Rebecca and Prince James. When a delegation arrives from the neighboring Kingdom of Shield and painful secrets are flayed wide open, Steve must face the consequences of his heart’s desire and confront the limits of his duty.
Stucky, Explicit, 22k, completed 10 Jan 2026
Summary:
The Soldier doesn’t know why he pulled the Target from the river. He doesn’t know why his body isn’t obeying the orders given to him by his mind. He doesn’t know what to do next. The only person promising answers is the Target himself. Luckily, the Soldier has his phone number.
Conversation carried out throughout the shift
One of the white participants left the session and went back to her desk, upset at receiving (what appeared to the training team as) sensitive and diplomatic feedback on how some of her statements had impacted several of the people of color in the room. […] [Later] her friends wanted to alert us to the fact that she was in poor health and “might be having a heart attack.” Upon questioning from us, they clarified that they meant this literally. These co-workers were sincere in their fear that the young woman might actually die as a result of the feedback.
All of this is going to feel very familiar to anyone who’s blogged about racism in fandom.
“White fragility functions as a form of bullying: ‘I am going to make it so miserable for you to confront me — no matter how diplomatically you try to do so — that you will simply back off, give up, and never raise the issue again.’ White fragility keeps people of color in line and “in their place.” In this way, it is a powerful form of white racial control. Social power is not fixed; it is constantly challenged and needs to be maintained.”
It’s a good article. For anyone who wants to read without the paywall:
i like tumblr bc u all know So Much and Absolutely Nothing about me simultaneously
Cheap, strong, and versatile, plastic seemed like the perfect invention—until its staying power turned into a global headache. Now, Yokohama National University researchers have developed a plant-based alternative that could one day offer the same benefits with a cleaner way out. The study was published in Nature Communications.
some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr
if you:
- can't cum unless x is involved in sex
- get incredibly horny and aroused when x IS involved in sex
- don't find interest in sex if x is not involved in some way shape or form
then congratulations, you have a fetish!! and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! fetish isnt a bad or ugly thing, it's just something that's a part of your sexuality, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.
unless you're into that 😉
Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion
and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore
Feet
Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!
My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.
kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do
I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.
the holy grail types of fanfic
Friendly reminder that these only happen slowly, carefully, with lots of reader encouragement, engagement, reflection, and support, and an ending is never a guarantee.
Writing communities are gardens, not subscription services
…or is it? by colormuse on reddit.
IVE BEEN TORMENT NEXUSED
If I lived near Silicon Valley and was just slightly more audacious I could make such a killing as Tarot Reader To The TechBros.
Hold on, gotta brush up on my tarot skills....
