my cat was microchipped today and now he works as a wifi hotspot and has bluetooth connectivity
turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog
The way that this is just my post put on a picture of Christian Bale for some reason. Okay
THIS CAN’T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!
Posting on 1/13/2026
Cool girl I found on twitter today
in honor of his passing the Scott Adams Memorial Cafeteria will be serving this disgusting shit until 6pm tonight
so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon” so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls. turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.
Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”
"hurt people hurt people" yes mistress. anything for you mistress.
I Will Die In Combat For You Mistress
hey reilly. maybe it's because you set up shop in middle of a fucking warzone !!!!!
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