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They mad asf in the comments btw tho he’s right
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The idgaf euphoria that hits the week after hitting rock bottom for the 3rd time in your 20s
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I mean tbh..😆 they do look like strippers compared to Dek’s design (idk if its just me but The older movies intentionally made them to have some sex appeal of some sort)
I gotta agree- Bring back the Cunty Fishnets! wanna see Yautjas in upcoming new installations with those snake patterns/stripes design too 🤭
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the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??
you gotta be fucking kidding me
𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄— ౨ৎ
(18+) Avery being kinda nasty, first time posting a little fic on tumblr! but I didn't wanna post a small drabble to AO3.
HIS FINGERS MOVED SO FAST . . . inside her that Jaydn could barely think straight, her breath catching somewhere between a gasp and a plea. The rhythm of his hand left her dizzy, mind dissolving into warmth and pulse and the faint scent of lilies clinging to her skin. She reached down, trembling, trying to tug at his wrist—desperate for him to slow down, to let her catch her breath—but Avery only smirked, his other hand sliding up her thigh before pinching her inner flesh just enough to make her cry out.
“Averyyy, you have a meeting,” she managed, her voice breaking into a half-coo, half-moan that made his lips curve against her ear.
“And I decide when it starts,” he murmured, the low growl of his voice vibrating against her skin as his fingers curled inside her again, sending a shiver up her spine.
Jaydn moaned softly, back arching into him as her body betrayed her resolve. The world tilted, vision blurring as she melted into the motion of his hand, a soft cry slipping past her lips. Her lashes, freshly coated, caught tears she didn’t realize had formed, trembling with each breath.
“I’m sure they’ll understand me taking a few minutes to ravage my wife,” he whispered, lips brushing her neck. “Especially after she had the nerve to look and smell so tempting.”
“Avery…” she breathed, voice hitching again as her nails dug into his sleeve, her body tightening around his touch.
“I think I’ll have Drayton grow endless lilies,” he murmured, lips dragging along her shoulder, “so you’ll always smell like this.”
“A–Avery!” she cried out, head tipping back as she came undone in his arms, her back arching so sharply it pressed her against him completely. For a few moments, all that existed was breath and heartbeat. When she finally turned to face him, cheeks flushed and eyes glistening, she frowned faintly. “Could I at least have them back?”
“Have what?” he asked, feigning innocence even as that grin spread across his face.
“You know what I’m talking about!” she shot back, voice still breathy but laced with frustration.
“Oh, these?” he teased, dangling her lace panties from one finger. “You really shouldn’t wear pink if you don’t want me distracted. It matches my tie, after all.”
“Avery! Come on, that’s not funny!” she whined, tugging at the hem of her skirt, trying to maintain what little dignity she could reclaim.
“I’ve got meetings all day, love. Let me keep a memento,” he said smoothly, slipping the underwear into his suit pocket with a smirk that made her groan.
“You’re disgusting,” she said, though the corners of her mouth betrayed a smile.
“And yet you married me,” he replied easily, shrugging on his trench coat and gloves before fastening his Oni mask in place.
“Avery!” Jaydn called after him, still flustered. “Aurelia’s gonna kill you if she finds out you stuffed those in the suit she made you!”
He was already halfway out the door, calling back over his shoulder with a teasing lilt, “Can’t hear youuu!” before disappearing down the hall, laughter echoing behind him.
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After seeing this post I decided to insert my little blorbos in here:
(Like or reblog if you wanna use)
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Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.
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Anonymous asked:
Is there romantic head cannons for Sanji?
Well, now there are ;)
ROMANTIC HEADCANONS FOR SANJI 👨🍳
- To preface, my sanji isn't the "absolutely pissing his pants over every female he gazes upon" sanji everyone wants to gaslight me into believing he is.
- Sanji, in my eyes, is what he's always meant to be: a hopeless romantic. Not a perv, but someone who respects women/people that aren't zoro to an absurd degree, without ever actually being able to land anybody purely because he's too forward in his approach.
- Until he lands you. ;)
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stop making fanfics about characters raping and sexually assaulting y/n, you are fucking disgusting people who romanticize a serious crime that happens every day to children and women
"but that's just reading dark romance" that's not a dark romance, that's just the stuff of a horrible fetish, IF YOU HAVE A RAPE FETISH, GO SEEK FOR FUCKING PSYCHIATRIST HELP!!!!!!!!!!
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Image 1: A watermelon slice with the words "Free Palestine" written in red capital letters underneath.
Image 2: A four-square table from the Palestinian Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement with the heading "Act now against these companies profiting from the genocide of Palestinian people"
Square 1 is labelled "Consumer boycott targets" with logos for Puma, Carrefour, Siemens, HP, AXA, Soda Stream, Re/Max, Ahava, and a Palestinian flag that says "Boycott Israeli Goods"
Square 2 is labelled "Divestment targets" with logos for Elbit Systems, JCB, HD Hyundai, Volvo, CAT, CAF, Barclays, Chevron, HIK Vision, and TKH Security.
Square 3 is labelled "Pressure (non-boycott) targets" with logos for Google, Amazon, AirBnB, Booking.com, Expedia, and Disney.
Square 4 is labelled "Organic boycott targets" with the logos for Domino's Pizza, McDonald's, Pizza Hut, Papa John's, Burger King, and Wix
/End ID] Some of these have changed since posting! For example, Chevron is now also considered a consumer boycott target. Texaco and CalTex has been added to that list as well. Here is the BDS movement website, so we can stay updated! :) Their website also explains the difference between each of these categories, and the reason why each of these companies is a target.
I didn't mention here, but it's strike week once again (18th-25th) and I've been limiting any social media usage outside of uplifting Palestinian voices and boosting resources and I encourage you all to do the same! Double down on those boycotts, donate if you can, call your reps! This is the least we can do 🍉
Going to this site and clicking everyday generates funds for Gaza: https://arab.org/
Consider buying eSims for the folks in Gaza so they can communicate with their families: https://gazaesims.com/
Care for Gaza is a verified fundraiser that directly gives money to the people there: https://www.gofundme.com/f/careforgaza
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As delicate and lovely as a bride’s veil, the elongated feathers of a Great Egret’s breeding plumage are one of the most elegant sights in the wetlands. These unique feathers are called “aigrettes” and they were once a prized adornment for hats in the early 1900’s. The demand for these feathers nearly resulted in this species being hunted to extinction, but fortunately for our wetlands people have always loved and been moved by birds.
Two women, Harriet Hemenway and Minna Hall started a campaign to protect vulnerable water birds from becoming casualties of the fashion industry. They urged women everywhere to stop wearing feathers, and over time their efforts began to take effect. The movement they started in 1905 evolved into the Audubon Society that we know today- a powerful force for conservation of birds and preservation of their ecosystems.
The great egret remains the symbol of the Audubon society today, and I am so grateful for the forward-thinking people that saved this bird so that we can still admire him today.