LMFAOOOOO. Only nothing is funny anymore is it.

That specific genre of hypocrite that drives a Tesla with a ‘I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy’ decal/magnet on it. Whole time it’s just the Model Y from as recent as 2020. I want to key these particular ones the most.

The incorporation and rapid advancement of AI in most popular apps may very well be the final nail in the coffin needed for me to delete myself from social networks. It pushed me to finally wipe my Pinterest slate clean. Twitter means nothing to me. Facebook and Instagram have been obsolete. It’ll only be truly over for me if Tumblr creates some bogus ‘staff.AI’ tool of some kind but I would imagine the hipster slackers still stuck in 2015 that run this site (re: the people who further the ‘hellsite’ moniker) know their userbase well enough than to do that. You never truly know.

I practically cleared off a shelf of clearance Christmas cookies and when I moved my cart away to continue looking around I heard a couple of women in the same section I grabbed the cookies from saying ‘ew, who is even still eating these’ ….

I’m looking particularly cute and heading to the city for an iced nondairy sweet cream cold brew, lunch at my favorite restaurant, and some shopping. Life is beautiful. Good morning gorgeous online women.

Laughing at Charlie Kirk is now socially acceptable but I was hunted for sport at ground zero on September 10th. My social media comments were sniped left and right, relatives were in uproar, locals on Facebook were firing off thinkpieces. Influencers stories were constantly updated with nothing but text honey. Tumblr was thriving. People had their opinions. I loved the internet badly that day, idgaf. Huge day for me personally. I FaceTimed my sister, rang in my brother in law, updated the group chat, made my usual Tumblr debut. Oh it was a particularly active and beautiful day. It was like the Super Bowl. Imagine how it’s going to be when #it finally happens my God. A beautiful life is ahead.

Sharing a meal with my perpetually ED-ridden mother while in recovery this evening…

You know those posts like ‘she ate without YouTube’ that’s me except it’s basic household chores. I literally can’t fold laundry without a YouTube video playing. It’s got to be either the Explore With Us network or Amberlynn Reid reaction channels or I just can’t get anything done. It’s so pathetic I can’t ever be free.

Girl whatever

Girl who latches on to everything so hard it leaves claw marks: I’m finally just letting go of everything you know

I have fuck all to do and nothing worth speaking about

Someone needs to just take one for the team and do it already. I’m over it.

The United States of Mass Psychosis

It is incredibly insane how something terrible will happen and there will definitely be a MAGA nazi freakshow with a Charlie Kirk pfp in the comments saying ‘ummm achually this makes perfect sense and is super good for the country’. Just perpetual contrarian to whatever the New Horrible Thing is just for the sake of being on the other side. At a certain point it just gets to be so fucking exhausting. It is utterly tiresome to have to rub shoulders with these people. They’re on television. They’re your coworkers. They’re your bosses. They’re your doctors and nurses. They’re your family members. They flood every corner of this shithole country and exist with an undeserved sense of self-righteousness. Entitlement. Callousness and evil. It’s just that I’m so very tired of it all. You know.