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Ben Grimm Is My Dad

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28 she they no minors

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

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2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

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"why did you write that"

  1. my fetish
  2. my friend's fetish
  3. not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

4. the character's fetish and i'm committed to portraying them with absolute accuracy

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"Battle stations!", the starship captain cries. All of the translucent touch-screen control panels immediately retract to reveal synthetic wood-grain consoles covered in plastic toggles directly behind them.

You see Brendon it's like, there are decades where nothing happens, and weeks where decades happen. Ever heard that before? Know who said that? Lenin. You know Lenin, Brendon? From oh I don't know, the BEATLES?

welp, i didnt try that hard, nor did i give it my all, but its time to give up and treat my self to snacks

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