Pinned
Goblin. Offically.
Goblin is a GOBLIN! Goblin. Not Hobgoblin. Not Kobolds. Not Orc. Not Imp. GOBLIN!
Does Creature have shinies????? *Takes the shinies.*
What's a pronoun- WHAT'S A PRONOUN???
*Completely forgot about the introduction at this point. Eating pickles surrounded by shinies stolen previously.*
Has goblin met any orcs? Have they been nice to goblin?
Goblin has met orcs..... Never again.
What did orcs do to goblin? Do I need show them why you should be nice to goblins?
Orcs are for orc stew, so I offer my assistance
Stew Goblin's assistance is great help.
I once knew some orcs, they trampled through my flower patch 😔
The Orcs once stole Goblin's shinies and left Goblin to the milk-drinkers.
We gotta do smth about this. How do we trap an orc?
Goblin doesn't know how! Orcs always trap Goblin, not the other way around.
Perhaps with a big big cage and some orc bait !
OOOOO. That could work. What is orc bait though, and how does Goblin get some?
*runs up and drops ork bait*
OOOOO THANKS :D
Ooooo yummy bait !!
*scurries mouselikely beneath big cage*
NO MOUSE GOBLIN! That's for the Orcs, not Goblins.
Has goblin met any orcs? Have they been nice to goblin?
Goblin has met orcs..... Never again.
What did orcs do to goblin? Do I need show them why you should be nice to goblins?
Orcs are for orc stew, so I offer my assistance
Stew Goblin's assistance is great help.
I once knew some orcs, they trampled through my flower patch 😔
The Orcs once stole Goblin's shinies and left Goblin to the milk-drinkers.
We gotta do smth about this. How do we trap an orc?
Goblin doesn't know how! Orcs always trap Goblin, not the other way around.
Perhaps with a big big cage and some orc bait !
OOOOO. That could work. What is orc bait though, and how does Goblin get some?
*runs up and drops ork bait*
OOOOO THANKS :D
*wags tail*
*Goblin lays out the Orc Trap*
As a token of friendship and holiday spirit, i am gifting you one of my most precious: the golden fool brochure
:0
Goblin will take the utmost care of this very special shiny.
*Hides it away in the special shiny corner. Despite having many shinies, this particular corner was rather empty compared to the rest of Goblin's cave.*
Satan-Offical, just slip a post under the tree for me
Been an awful good blog
Satan-offical, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Satan-offical, I want a follow back, from you
I'll wait up for you, dear
Satan-offical, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of blogs we haven't seen
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list
Satan-offical, I want a reblog and really that's not a lot
Been an good offical all year
Satan-offical, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Satan-offical, one little thing I really need
The deed to popular blog
Satan-offical, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Satan-offical, and fill my stocking with the reblogs and notes
Sign away your soul on the line
Satan-offical,hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and up my my followers
With some blogs part of the officalverse
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Satan-offical, forgot to mention one little thing
A follow, I do mean from anyone
Satan-offical, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight
(P.s, I made this at midnight, I was bored.)
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Has goblin met any orcs? Have they been nice to goblin?
Goblin has met orcs..... Never again.
What did orcs do to goblin? Do I need show them why you should be nice to goblins?
Orcs are for orc stew, so I offer my assistance
Stew Goblin's assistance is great help.
I once knew some orcs, they trampled through my flower patch 😔
The Orcs once stole Goblin's shinies and left Goblin to the milk-drinkers.
We gotta do smth about this. How do we trap an orc?
Goblin doesn't know how! Orcs always trap Goblin, not the other way around.
Perhaps with a big big cage and some orc bait !
OOOOO. That could work. What is orc bait though, and how does Goblin get some?
*runs up and drops ork bait*
OOOOO THANKS :D
Has goblin met any orcs? Have they been nice to goblin?
Goblin has met orcs..... Never again.
What did orcs do to goblin? Do I need show them why you should be nice to goblins?
Orcs are for orc stew, so I offer my assistance
Stew Goblin's assistance is great help.
I once knew some orcs, they trampled through my flower patch 😔
The Orcs once stole Goblin's shinies and left Goblin to the milk-drinkers.
We gotta do smth about this. How do we trap an orc?
Goblin doesn't know how! Orcs always trap Goblin, not the other way around.
Perhaps with a big big cage and some orc bait !
OOOOO. That could work. What is orc bait though, and how does Goblin get some?
Maybe some popcorn? Kobold likes popcorn, maybe orcs do too
Can Kobold get the popcorn? Goblin doesn't know how.
Here is popcorn for orc trap!
Yummy crunch crunch
*Kobold sneaks into orc trap and eats popcorn*
Bad news, Friend Goblins. Kobold ate all the popcorn. We gonna need new bait.
OH NO D:
Has goblin met any orcs? Have they been nice to goblin?
Goblin has met orcs..... Never again.
What did orcs do to goblin? Do I need show them why you should be nice to goblins?
Orcs are for orc stew, so I offer my assistance
Stew Goblin's assistance is great help.
I once knew some orcs, they trampled through my flower patch 😔
The Orcs once stole Goblin's shinies and left Goblin to the milk-drinkers.
We gotta do smth about this. How do we trap an orc?
Goblin doesn't know how! Orcs always trap Goblin, not the other way around.
Perhaps with a big big cage and some orc bait !
OOOOO. That could work. What is orc bait though, and how does Goblin get some?
Maybe some popcorn? Kobold likes popcorn, maybe orcs do too
Can Kobold get the popcorn? Goblin doesn't know how.
Here is popcorn for orc trap!
Yummy crunch crunch
*Kobold sneaks into orc trap and eats popcorn*
OooOOOO that's perfect :D
Has goblin met any orcs? Have they been nice to goblin?
Goblin has met orcs..... Never again.
What did orcs do to goblin? Do I need show them why you should be nice to goblins?
Orcs are for orc stew, so I offer my assistance
Stew Goblin's assistance is great help.
I once knew some orcs, they trampled through my flower patch 😔
The Orcs once stole Goblin's shinies and left Goblin to the milk-drinkers.
We gotta do smth about this. How do we trap an orc?
Goblin doesn't know how! Orcs always trap Goblin, not the other way around.
Perhaps with a big big cage and some orc bait !
OOOOO. That could work. What is orc bait though, and how does Goblin get some?
Maybe some popcorn? Kobold likes popcorn, maybe orcs do too
Can Kobold get the popcorn? Goblin doesn't know how.
Has goblin met any orcs? Have they been nice to goblin?
Goblin has met orcs..... Never again.
What did orcs do to goblin? Do I need show them why you should be nice to goblins?
Orcs are for orc stew, so I offer my assistance
Stew Goblin's assistance is great help.
I once knew some orcs, they trampled through my flower patch 😔
The Orcs once stole Goblin's shinies and left Goblin to the milk-drinkers.
We gotta do smth about this. How do we trap an orc?
Goblin doesn't know how! Orcs always trap Goblin, not the other way around.
Perhaps with a big big cage and some orc bait !
OOOOO. That could work. What is orc bait though, and how does Goblin get some?
Has goblin met any orcs? Have they been nice to goblin?
Goblin has met orcs..... Never again.
What did orcs do to goblin? Do I need show them why you should be nice to goblins?
Orcs are for orc stew, so I offer my assistance
Stew Goblin's assistance is great help.
I once knew some orcs, they trampled through my flower patch 😔
The Orcs once stole Goblin's shinies and left Goblin to the milk-drinkers.
We gotta do smth about this. How do we trap an orc?
Goblin doesn't know how! Orcs always trap Goblin, not the other way around.
Hello, honored goblin! Do you require any mage assistance? My new magical handyman business offers a variety of services, accompaniment on a magical quest, cursing your enemies, verifying the authenticity of cursed gold, you name it
OOOOOOOOO. Hello, Mage!
Goblin does need assistance, some Gnomes have been trying to live in Goblin's front yard and cause chaos that Goblin doesn't want :(
Kobold would like more gnomes. Can I get three? Kobold needs some extra chaos. For later.
GOBLIN CANNOT CAPTURE THE GNOMES LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE THEM AWAY.
That's why Goblin needs assistance :(
*Kobold standing by to help catch gnomes*
DON'T WORRY GUYS, I've got a paralyze spell, a net, and a gnome bag!
OOO. PLEASE HELP! THE GNOMES ARE EXHAUSTING AND WON'T GIVE UP.
I'LL CAST THE SPELL! But first I've got to roll
(d20 dice rolling noise)
Ok, NOW I CAST THE SPELL! Scoop them up and put them in the gnome bag before they unfreeze!
*Goblin rushed to put all of the now frozen gnomes in the bag provied by Mad Mage.*
tag game. Tag someone to call them gay
well yeah
....What is gay? As in happy? Then yes, Goblin is very gay.
It means like goblins that are the same gender as you
boy like boy: gay
girl like girl: lesbian/gay
enby like enby: gay I think
genderfluid like genderfluid: I'm not sure, gay?
Ohhh. Goblins don't have that.
Goblin doesn't know.
Hey, why are you so?
it's the autism, i think.
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Poasts
fun fact did you know that influencers will sometimes intentionally mispronounce or misspell words in order to exploit engagement-based algorithms by goading people into correcting them in the comments of their poasts?
I summon
@officalverse-statistics-offical @god-offical @goblin-offical @unsatan-offical @officially-bbc-news @officalverse-fanart-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @shipping-officals-offical @pepperspray-offical @pepsi-offical @reflection-offical @tim-tam-offical @evil-bread-offical @evilducks-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @knights-templar-offical
Why was Goblin summoned
Hello, honored goblin! Do you require any mage assistance? My new magical handyman business offers a variety of services, accompaniment on a magical quest, cursing your enemies, verifying the authenticity of cursed gold, you name it
OOOOOOOOO. Hello, Mage!
Goblin does need assistance, some Gnomes have been trying to live in Goblin's front yard and cause chaos that Goblin doesn't want :(
Kobold would like more gnomes. Can I get three? Kobold needs some extra chaos. For later.
GOBLIN CANNOT CAPTURE THE GNOMES LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE THEM AWAY.
That's why Goblin needs assistance :(
*Kobold standing by to help catch gnomes*
DON'T WORRY GUYS, I've got a paralyze spell, a net, and a gnome bag!
OOO. PLEASE HELP! THE GNOMES ARE EXHAUSTING AND WON'T GIVE UP.
Hello, honored goblin! Do you require any mage assistance? My new magical handyman business offers a variety of services, accompaniment on a magical quest, cursing your enemies, verifying the authenticity of cursed gold, you name it
OOOOOOOOO. Hello, Mage!
Goblin does need assistance, some Gnomes have been trying to live in Goblin's front yard and cause chaos that Goblin doesn't want :(
Kobold would like more gnomes. Can I get three? Kobold needs some extra chaos. For later.
GOBLIN CANNOT CAPTURE THE GNOMES LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE THEM AWAY.
That's why Goblin needs assistance :(
*Kobold standing by to help catch gnomes*
*Goblin was running around fruitlessly, getting tired out more than Goblin was catching the gnomes.*
