theres a swamp hag living under the outhouse

Is she nice?

no she keeps putting glue on the seat. i was stuck in there for three hours

theres a swamp hag living under the outhouse

are there no suitable swamps near by? if so i can summon a lovely swamp for them

are you trying to poach my swamp hag

most stuff is rocks

As a geologist I can confirm most stuff is rocks

mountains, for example

guy that thinks he has narcolepsy but he’s giving people real prophecies when he sleeps and no one tells him

like just in an office job or something

he starts live streaming and tell chat that one of them is gonna get in a really bad car crash but he doesnt say who

he has four viewers

guy that thinks he has narcolepsy but he’s giving people real prophecies when he sleeps and no one tells him

like just in an office job or something

cooking up a batch of hotdog water. anyone know where i can get rid of the sausages when i’m done?

I'll eat them. I know it's been three days, but I'll still eat them if they're available.

unfortunately i cut them up, put them on kebabs, and sold them to unsuspecting travelers.

i’ll keep you in mind next time i make hotdog water!

I summon nuclear bomb centralized entirely within your left nut

Thank goodness I always keep a spare in my testicles stew

this is me btw

Boiling in the stew

Hmmmm. Hm Hm Hm. Hmmmmmm.

^ me when i’m humming

I'll hum along too!

Hm hmm hm hmmmm hm

Hmmmm hmmm hmmm hm!

Hmmm mm mmmm hmm hm hmm hmmm

^ me and the tribe when we’re humming