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Cassandra

@goboboblin

Potato that stabs things
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“Hand stitch an entire blanket”

Okay fine I just started panel 2

#there is a lil over an inch of space between the panels#that’s why there’s a bit of misalignment in the mid right section that’s been painted brown for a moss free spot#yknow#mud and shit#anyway this is way too many French knots and I have to go to the gym now to counteract the damage the project is doing to my spine and ribs#it will most likely take me#NO FUCKING LIE#at least 10 years#9 months#on the first panel alone#people on the internet keep calling me insane and I have to say#they might be right#seriously#that shit runs in my family#but I keep myself from doing bad stuff by leaning really hard into this kind of quote crazy and I’m happy so#hahahaha#fuck em#embroidery#mental health#hand stitching#art#my art#also the conversation is between my right and left brain#logic vs creation
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Reblogged spacefucksmeup
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Congratulations; you made it through another day! You have reached your new personal best.

Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.

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paddehfeets

This made my day

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Reblogged transhuman-priestess
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radiofreederry

Sounds hot

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theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

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check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

  • Marijuanification
  • Complete Derangement
  • Stoned Sex Drive
  • Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon
  • Monstrum Incarnate
  • Narcotic Parody of Sex
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this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

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Reblogged spacefucksmeup
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Don’t like people pointing out that it no longer makes sense in modern society to pretend a banana is a telephone

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corporateaccount

my bioengineering team is working on a rectangular-slab-shaped banana variant to address this very issue

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Reblogged ratthhew
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i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

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WAS TOLD AT CHRISTMAS DINNER THAT THIS IS INDEED REAL, AND THAT I AM IN THE WILL TO RECIEVE THE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER 👏 STOP 👏 BEINGSCARED 👏

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@yellbug can we get an update on your grandfather's health?

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he yet lives. perhaps he will live forever... #dracula

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Me no like update why buttons so far away from lazy scroll thumb

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I tried going to one of those silent book clubs last year because I’m sorta antisocial and thought it would be an easy way to get some ¿peopling? in but I ended up feeling excluded and spoke only to the barista at the coffee shop the event was being held at

Last night I went to my first library organized book club and it was their second time meeting so I wasn’t stepping into a bunch of different clicks that don’t know why some rando has shown face at their club

Instead I felt welcomed and had such a good time and I only had to do breath work one time because my heart rate was trying to cancel itself but anyway if you reread this whole post just remember it’s actually super important to get out and get a little bit of socialization because if you don’t you might forget how and that can make you get bakeracted don’t asked questions just go do a thing around other humans and be nice to yourself okay bye

#not sure why I need to say this on interneeeeet

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