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I've abandoned this Tumblr but I'm still using this blog to laugh at Bylers

Ya know, now that I think about it. It IS absolutely fucked that the Stranger Things crowd didn't have the willpower (or moral backbone) to even PRETEND to boycott a single season of a TV show, but they DO have the energy to endlessly crash out online writing op-eds about the destruction of queer representation and launching ten hundred harassment campaigns against the Duffer brothers.

Like, can you guys mention the Zionism thing too in your cry-typing emails to Netflix? Or is half-assed queerbaiting the only thing that grinds your gears?

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We have lost the meaning of queerbait

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.

Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.

Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.

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Excruciatingly funny that all the normal people (anti-Zionists) stopped watching Stranger Things and now the remaining fandom appears to be made up entirely of 12 year olds queerbaiting themselves. Can't even tell if Eleven or Max or Joyce are still in this show the way you morons only give a shit about those two ugly boys!! I'm sorry they're never making Byler canon you people are literally delusional on top of being morally bankrupt

Excruciatingly funny that all the normal people (anti-Zionists) stopped watching Stranger Things and now the remaining fandom appears to be made up entirely of 12 year olds queerbaiting themselves. Can't even tell if Eleven or Max or Joyce are still in this show the way you morons only give a shit about those two ugly boys!! I'm sorry they're never making Byler canon you people are literally delusional on top of being morally bankrupt

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Being into Devils Minion on Tumblr can get lame as fuuuuck because you guys are so obsessed with Luke it's kinda cringe. "Past DM" this "Armand is Alice" that. Starting to think you guys are just grossed out by the physical age gap between Assad and Eric and I think that makes you weak posers. Isn't this supposed to be the Fuck That Old Man website?

"Buh-buh-buh I only care about Armandaniel if they're both conventionally beautiful young twinks! Instead of eating up all the content Assad and Eric have hand-crafted for me I'm gonna obsess over the 1970s scenes over and over and over and over! Wahhh!"

I hope Luke never appears on screen again and you all have to watch Eric!Daniel put Armand in the cuck chair

"Hikaru was gay for Yoshiki before he died which is why 'Hikaru' has feelings for him now!" "'Hikaru' has feelings for Yoshiki independent of whatever Hikaru did (or did not) feel towards him because he's his own person!!"

I actually don't think it matters at all. Because this show is actually just about YOSHIKI'S burgeoning and repressed homosexuality. Both Hikaru and 'Hikaru' are merely the stage through which we explore his experience with his sexuality and we will likely never figure out whether Hikaru felt the same, which is all part of the point

Andy addressed Garak/Bashir slash fairly often, but this clip is one of my favorites - I love the way he’s pretending to be so shocked and yet is so totally on board with it too.  He also reveals what activity Garak loves the most. ;-)

Transcript, because I’ve watched this enough times to almost know it by heart~

QUESTION: One thing I was wondering is why, is the reason why Garak is so friendly with Bashir–

ANDY ROBINSON: Did you hear the way she said “friendly” with Bashir?

QUESTION CONTINUES: …was because he might be attracted to him?

ANDY ROBINSON: (in a gleeful shout) WELL, OF COURSE! OF COURSE HE’S ATTRACTED TO HIM! (more conversationally) I mean, you know, let’s be frank here: Garak’s sex life is up for grabs! I mean, you know, Garak doesn’t have strict definitions about… you know… I mean, please, he has a good time! I mean, girls like to have a good time! Garak does–he doesn’t care what it is or who it is, as long as it’s intelligent, it can read, it can write, and he can have a conversation with it! Actually, Garak is turned on more by conversation than by anything else. The way to Garak’s heart is through conversation. There’s no question about it.

‘Girls just wanna have fun’ applies to girls and also elim garak from star trek deep space nine

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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

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