Now that I have made the cookies, I must reap what I have sown.
I think I would achieve a lot more in my day-to-day life and be more likeable as a person if I was a powerful necromancer
Poorly Drawn October Day 27: Kiss!
(More of these little bugs here)
MXTXtober Day 16: Confession
(Really? Right in front of his melodramatic homoerotic murder confession salad?)
#JGY’s harried expression is killing me#yes yes he has that kindergarten teacher classroom management swag but WWX is a successful middle school teacher#and the secret to his success is that deep down he IS one of them and is thus impervious to any directives to be quiet#(‘Wei-gongzi! Catch a bubble in your mouth!… Hocus pocus time to focus!… ONE TWO THREE EYES ON ME WEI-GONGZI. FOR FUCK’S SAKE.’)#(WWX is hollering ‘SIIIIIX SEVENNNN’ on all levels except physical) (via @poorlittleyaoyao)
I think a lot of people forget that Wen Ning is hot. We know that both Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng are jealous of him, but this is generally assumed to be because Wei Wuxian prioritizes Wen Ning over the two of them during the events of the novels. He prioritizes Wen Ning as a member of his found family, as a partner in crime and as his closest friend. But it is so much funnier—so much juicier, drama-wise—to remember that Wen Ning is described as physically beautiful many times in the books. An enemy of the state just stole Wei Wuxian from right under your nose, and he’s also hot. Humiliating. Devastating. 2 dead 3k injured
*sides up next to you at the bar*
Wangningxian requests I hear?
Wen Ning being strong enough to lift both Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji at the same time. Wwx is used to it at this point whereas lwj is going "😳 oh".
i got two requests for this (the other from @icelandicflutterby, below!) so i had to oblige!!
I got a record-breaking 8 post-it’s done today and there’s a little something for everyone! As long as you’re someone who wants an MDZS post-canon fierce-corpse!Nie Mingjue AU.
Some XiYao post-its!
WWX will do anything but realize LWJ is in love with him
wen qing’s reveal as baoshan sanren
Just two guys having a talk.... while ones brother watches from a distance....
actually the only thing in cql that i want explained is how jiggy got his hands on king théoden of rohan's sword
lets sew up uncle ning with papa- what do you mean im not allowed to help :(
Yay made a small wangxian animation in Procreate Dreams 2 beta! Had a lot of fun, made this thingy within 2 evenings >:)
Actually, enjoyed the beta a lot, the old app was practically unusable for me cos it was wonky and lacked some key features but this one feels like smth that is pretty comfy to use!
I dont think lbh ever really tried to kill lqg during the 5 years of corpse-zun...but i think it would be hilarious if, because liu qingge is an anomoly who was never meant to fight lbh, who admittedly isnt on binghe's level but hes still pidw's war god.....
Lbh just is incapable of killing lqg. Like some sort of video game glitch, like when you take an item out of its designated area when youre not supposed to and the game cant quite do what you want to, everytime binghe tries to kill lqg some sort of looney tunes-shit happens that save lqg last minute. Like the worlds game engine can let them fight, and Lqg will never be able to beat lbh in a fight, but everytime lbh tries to actually kill the man, he starts falling into xianxia manholes and xianxia anvils start falling a la the beam falling during the skinner incident



