Would you still feel threatened by my evil plans if I was a worm?

you are tearing me apart lisa

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

I found this on an old Russian anime website (~2011)

at the aquarium there was a small sting ray without a tail and stinger so it was just like a parallelogram swimming around

no it is fucked up

it is so fucked up you are heartless bastard

Ive always thought my sisters crusty cockapoo looks like Mohg lord of blood

Victoria's not actually made from stray dogs - that's a lie that's meant to be picked apart by the reader.

We KNOW that Rachel has adopted every dog left left in the city to her pack.

The truth is that Vic was only reconstructed thanks to the selfless sacrifice of a passing warrior monk

Do yall think "where was bossman anyway?"s girlfriend actually enjoyed his edits to worm or like...

whats HER side of the story

i got a 100% on this bostonian-to-english quiz but i grew up near boston..... i'm curious what you guys get. there's a couple things in here i didn't even know are regionalisms + a couple things i hadn't heard before but could parse pretty easily from context. tag/reply with what you got and if you're familiar with the area or not!

letd go eat parts of that guys car

I click on this guys profile thinking he's a run of the mill yaoi artist but it turns out he's a fetish account for cum stealing bugs

What do they need the cum for

It makes them more powerful

Starts collecting semen to feed my mantis army

You don't even know... about the magic cum AU

I think female Eidolon is the worst part of this. It's a coward's choice. Let that man frantically suck Legend dry before every fight.

*reads closer* Okay, I take it back, the "fifteen-year-olds are required by law to jerk off" thing is the worst part. But female Eidolon is still cowardly.

Right magic cum world must really hate gay guys... "what do you mean youre drinking the magic cum as a man??"