i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

sir do you understand that you are being criticized right now

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

Its never too late Robert. Cmon we can get you a less stupid name

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

NOT THE DEMON CORE

I do what I want

insanely funny that they put anti-piracy ads on actual legit dvds back in the day. "hey you, person who presumably bought this dvd the legal way and doesn't pirate. here's an annoying ad we're going to make you watch. by the way did you know there's a way to download and watch this shit for free? well you do now. please don't use it. bye bye". i can't believe it didn't work out for them

Main character from "Strains" (2036, Pixar, AI-generated segments directly correlated to the extinction of a unique kind of salamander in the former Amazon rainforest): Maybe... Maybe I'm not sativa or indica! Maybe I'm something else... Something in-between!

38+ y/o who still makes gifsets: Y'ALL.

Why am I so hard on Democrats

Every fucking time. Every fucking time.

Biden put that $25 million dollar bounty on Maduro’s head. Biden drastically increased funding on ICE. Biden aided and abetted a genocide for 15 months. Biden ignored the Epstein files. Biden fueled the mass incarceration that we as a nation are suffering.

And now we have an opposition party that doesn’t want to oppose Trump and yet, people like me get called a Russian psyop for calling the shit out. There are democrats who feckless and complicit in this shit. And you can’t see past the Orange Fascist to recognize that.

In case you think I’m playing:

This website loves to hate on John Calvin but they do so for entirely the wrong reason and it’s really annoying

John Calvin did not invent the puritan work ethic (often mistakenly called the “Protestant” work ethic), although he did codify the doctrine of predestination. (Which sucks, but is not his greatest failing.)

No, the reason you ought to hate him is the doctrine of total depravity, which says that all of humanity is beholden to sin, and, in fact, that it is impossible to choose to be good and moral, except through the direct and divine influence of God.

This, and not work ethic, is what defines Evangelical Christianity.

Please, if you only internalize one thing from this post, internalize that, to the American Christian Right, it is not possible to be moral unless God is acting though you, and, conversely, that if God is acting through you, anything and everything you do is moral.

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

There’s an ongoing, deliberate campaign against archiving the suffering of imperialist victims across the internet, yet people who constantly rant about freedom of speech are strangely quiet on this matter.

Does freedom of speech and the problem of censorships only matter when it involves seeing the things you want to see in entertainment?

I implore everyone here to look beyond escapist media when talking about censorship in 2026. This is not about comfort or entertainment— it is a matter of life and death.

Legacy journalism has proven itself untrustworthy, serving only the interests of the imperial core, which is exactly why supporting independent media is more important than ever.

Please keep a close eye on this in 2026. The attacks on archiving and information sharing will only grow more intense.

Israel is building 48 military sites throughout the Gaza Strip, reducing the area of the Gaza Strip to less than half its current size, and Israeli government officials are planning to build a settlement in the northern Gaza Strip.

Since the so-called ceasefire, Israel has established more than 48 military sites in Gaza City on the homes of displaced civilians. Israel has not stopped the war; rather, it kills and commits massacres every day, and every day it advances the yellow line it drew, thereby occupying more than half of the Gaza Strip.

For two years the war hasn't stopped. When a ceasefire was supposedly reached—a sham—thousands of people died, and they continue to die daily. The crossings remain closed, and the goods, supplies, and aid that are allowed in are sold at exorbitant prices. Israel hasn't stopped the war. We are still suffering. Please help us. Please donate to us. Please.

things in gaza are still just as bad as ever! ive been in contact with nader and every day for him and his family is terrifying. he really needs anything we can give, no matter how small. please genuinely consider throwing just a few bucks you wont miss his way!

Please! Help Nader and his family survive!! 🫂💞🙏

Please help Nader and his family and donate to them. They need our help. If you are able, please donate. If you are unable, please share this post with your friends or anyone who can donate.

Please, friends, share this post and donate to me and my family. We cannot bear this extreme cold. Please help us. Please donate to us. Please get us out of Gaza.

—❗️🇻🇪/🇺🇸 BREAKING: Venezuelan Vice President Delcy Rodriguez has been inagurated as President of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela

A while ago, she made a statement on TV saying that Venezuela would never accept being a 'colony of any imperial power'.

@Middle_East_Spectator

your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/

i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there

what's your problem

it was wet in there

The countdown to the new year brings more brutality in Gaza. Israel is banning thirty-seven aid organizations at midnight, January 1 2026.

Even though the October ceasefire agreement stipulated that 600 trucks of aid must enter Gaza every day, Israel has blocked an average of 300-500 trucks per day. Now Israel is banning aid from all over the world on the basis that these organizations refused to submit lists with detailed information on all of their Palestinian employees.

I know that it's impossible to truly comprehend the enormity of death and destruction in Gaza. We cannot wrap our minds around the numbers of the martyred, injured, displaced, homeless, and starving.

Perhaps simplifying and presenting in fractions might help. Imagine being in a room of 33 people. Half are children. Now imagine an explosion hits. One of those people is dead. Three are disabled by injury. 30 of you discover your homes are destroyed.

Ahmed is one of the children. His home is destroyed, and his family is living in a tent that has been repeatedly flooded by winter storms. They have all been sick for weeks and unable to recover because they cannot afford medicine. He is disabled but there is no treatment left in Gaza. He has only raised €6,131 so far, because only 295 people have donated to him.

In 2025, Ahmed has been forcibly displaced multiple times, making the distance by foot while carrying all of his belongings because his family could not afford fuel. He has been starved and shot at while trying to get food. He has been denied access to clean water for months. He has been kept up with gunfire, floods, and illness.

Now Israel is banning aid organizations. Every time aid is blocked, the price of supplies soars. Price gouging reaches incomprehensible levels as dying people pay anything for enough food to survive another day.

Please, please help Ahmed (@ahmedaldani333) and his family escape. Things are going to get worse in the new year, and I fear deeply for him and his family.

With the arrival of the New Year, everyone is happy, watching television, feeling warm and safe, and eating sweets. But here in Gaza, we are sad, cold, hungry, tired, and sick because we have no basic necessities. We have no healthy food, no bread, and no safe place to live. We are sitting in our completely torn tent, without a roof. It's about to collapse because its poles are broken, and the weather today is bitterly cold and harsh.

We need your help. Please donate so we can repair our tent, buy healthy food and medicine, and escape this suffering. Please, please, help us and donate to us.

Please help in whatever way you can!

Please help Ahmed and his family with their vetted campaign

You know Ahmed’s story already, and you know you can help by reblogging + donating. Happy new year 🎈

Bring Ahmed some hope for the new year. Every donation counts.

please donate

Winter is still raging, friends. Our tent is about to come ripped off and fall on our heads because the wind is so strong today, and the rain is heavy and relentless. It has soaked our clothes, bedding, and all our belongings.

We are sitting in our tattered tent, feeling cold and sick because the rain is pouring down on us. We are heartbroken because we don't know what to do as we watch our tent and all our things sink and be destroyed before our very eyes. Please, friends, help us by donating so we can repair our tent, buy medicine, and get blankets to protect us from the cold. Please help us by donating and don't leave us. Please donate to us.

The flooding is extremely dangerous, please give what you can to help Ahmed and his family survive

Please, friends, help us by donating and don't abandon us. Our suffering in Gaza is increasing with the closure of the crossings and the renewed halt to aid deliveries. We are still suffering from the cold because our tent is destroyed and we haven't been able to repair it yet. We are feeling unwell because our tent is damaged and we don't have blankets to protect us from the cold. Winter hasn't stopped for a week. Please help us by donating and don't leave us to suffer. Please, friends, donate to us.

please donate

jesus fucking christ trump has just kidnapped a world leader

apparently this post is how people are finding out. the president of venezuela and his wife have just been kidanpped and taken to the usa. this follows a sudden invasion and bombing of venezuela

Summary copy pasted from top of article at 0845 EST

The idea that this will lead to a freer, self determined Venezuela is laughable and if you believe it will you are mentally compromised to an unbelievable degree. Never in the history of US military interventions has a country come out better than before. External military intervention does not actually improve conditions for the people living in countries the US targets. It actually sucks to get bombed and have your country carved apart by imperial interests.